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I`m gonna make an example of the BIG difference between what mean

not be taken seriously (today`s quiz)

and

not intend to be serious (Today`s Useful Military Warnings).

Read on !

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TODAY`S QUIZ

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will LET you whether you are able or not to focus. Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT difficult at all. Please READ the question, ANSWER it, just after look for the answer

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Your answer is :

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Your answer is :

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attendand why?

Your answer is :

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Your answer is :

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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TODAY`S : Useful Military Warnings

“Aim towards the Enemy.”

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.”

“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.”

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.”

“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.”

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”

“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.”

“Tracers work both ways.”

“Five-second fuses only last three seconds.”

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.”

“If your attack is going too well, you’re probably walking into an ambush.”

“No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.”

“Any ship can be a minesweeper … once.”

“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.”

“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.”

“If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.”

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As usual, you may ask me anything about whatever.

You think I may not have the knowledge to give good answers ? Try me !

There are 2 ways.
One way is to ask one question on comments, the answer you`ll get on next day post.
Another way is to register to peopleized and interview me from there (for more than one questions).

DISCLAIMER :
- The main use of this Question-Answer game is to be fun, be usefull, get new knowledges and so on;
- Top-left rules are valid. Specially the first 2 paragraphs.
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