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Posted by Valentin on August 28th, 2007 | Comments Off
America, wild west. A fortress in middle of “red skins” teritory. At a certain moment, a guard start crying :
- Captain, Sir, indians are approaching.
- They are friends or enemies? ask the captain.
- I think they are friends, they are coming together ..
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A young guy comes to his girfriend`s house and say to her father :
- Sir, me and your daughter are in love and I want to marry her ..
- Hmm .. says the father, have you allready seen my wife ?
- yes, sir, yet, if you don`t mind, I`ll stick to your daughter ..
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Two mice in an movies archive, eating some old movies. After they finish, one ask the otherone :
- Hey, did you like that movie ?
- yes, but honestly, I liked more the book ..
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John was famous farmer and one of his cows produce 100 liter of milk each day. A group of scientists pay him a visit and ask him how did he managed to do that. John say :
- Well, is quite simple. is all a matter of combined kindness and diplomacy.
Scientists were stoned.
- How that ?
- Ya see, each morning I go to that cow and ask very polite : “So, what do we have today ? Milk or beef ?”
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Mike and Tom are in a bar, enjoying some talkings and lot of drinks. Mike said to Tom :
- Buddy, I`ve screwed your wife. Now, what are we ? Brothers-in-law ? Cousins ?
- Well – answer Tom – , I`ll rather say we are even ..
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