Smile, tomorrow may be ..
Read on :
A lawyer ask the eye-witness durring a trial :
- At what distance were you from the place where the accident happen ?
- 7 meter 37 centimeter north-north-west.
- Wow, very accurate, how that you are so exact ?
- As soon I saw the accident, I instantly realize sooner or later an idiot will ask me ..
Durring a trial, judge ask the plaintiff woman :
- Are you married, madame ?
She sighing. Judge say to secretary :
- Write : Not married.
Then, he ask the male witness :
- Are you married, sir ?
Witness sighing too. Judge say to secretary :
- Write there : witness is married.
What is the difference between a gift and a bribe ?
- Gift is when one receiving say “Oh, thank you !” and the one who give say “Oh, don`t mention ..”.
- Bribe is when the one who give say “Thank You !” and the one receiving say “Ok, don`t mention it”.
Q - What was the name of Adam`s mother in law ?
A - Adam had no mother in law, he was living in Paradise ..
Q - What is the difference between optimistic and pessimistic ?
A - Optimistic one learn english and french, pessimistic learn russian and chinese ..
Q - Can God become member of a comunist party ?
A - Sure, why not, yet first he must become atheist.
Q - Is true that, in dictatorial countries, all mail corespondence is censored ?
A - NO, this is a lie ! Only mailing containin antigovernment writings are censored.
Q - What is the difference between a regular fairy-tale and a comunist fairy-tale ?
A - Any normal fairy-tale start with “Once upon the time ..” while comunists`s one start with “There will be a time ..”.
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If you think any of above jokes is insulting, you should not read them !
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