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qvat erat demonstratum, funny style



Scientists proved that a cigarette smoked a day reduce average life time with about 2 hours.

Specialists demonstrated that drinking a bottle of wiskey a day will shorten life with about 4 hours.

I tell you, is obviously and demonstrated : absolute record belongs to work : shorten your life with about 8 hours a day …

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Filed Under: best jokes, general on October 27th, 2007

»» 2 COMMENTS «« to ”qvat erat demonstratum, funny style”

  1. Aaron Cook UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 Says:
    October 27th, 2007 at 7:58 am

    LOL. That was a good one! :)


  2. Valentin ROMANIA Windows 2000 Internet Explorer 6.0 Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 1:17 am

    So, Aaron, you keep forgetting the “dot Com™” :razz:

    Anyway, stop wasting 8 hours evaryday .. :mrgreen:



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