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  Posted by Valentin on October 26th, 2007 | Comments

Sometime I have funny (read weird) ideas. Sometime those ideas are born while I`m bored, sometime from curiosity, sometime is imposible to estabilish what generated the idea.

Fact is, this post bellow is one of those ideas born from thin air, while I can`t say is the Holly Ghost what “inspired” me.

Btw, about the Holly Ghost ..
Once a sausages factory expoded and one sausage reach to Heaven. Saint Peter find it and had no idea what the hell (oops !) is it.
He start asking angels around, but none have no idea what is it and what is the use .. Saint Peter then start asking other saints – none of them couldn`t give information.
In a end, saint Peter reach to Holly Virgin, Mary. She said :
- Well, Peter, actually never seen such thing before so I have no idea what is it .. but at a closer look, I can`t stop noticing is looking very similar with Holly Ghost which visited me once …

Back to subject, I think would be funny to know, very briefly, what people had in mind to write about lately.
Therefore I proceed to check keywords density on different blogs I use to visit often (dayly).

Bellow is the list of some blogs and them top 5 keywords.

Aaron : link 69 – blog 42 – love 30 – post 29 – super 27.

Mark : pagerank 8 – top 7 – online 7 – blog 6 – money 6.

Levi : web 22 – site 21 – page 17 – money 17 – sites 15.

Simonne : blog 30 – cats 16 – echo 13 – wordpress 11 – posted 11.

BrownBaron : gadget 18 – reviews 16 – free 14 – votes 13 – brown 12.

Francis : world 14 – links 11 – good 11 – post 10 – october 10.

Sarah-aka-GnomeyNewt : blog 38 – comments 27 – commentors 26 – web 20 – blogs 18.

AntiBarbie : spirits 54 – story 37 – blog 36 – roaches 30 – kind 29.

Danielle : facebook 51 – goth 32 – application 17 – blog 17 – pink 16.

Jason : blog 6 – zombies 5 – great 4 – bad 4 – job 3.

Steve : links 19 – daughter 15 – tequila 15 – wife 14 – site 12.

Vlad : pr 42 – affiliate 27 – widgetbucks 19 – google 17 – disclosure 14.

Opal-aka-Vegan Momma : nikon 18 – internet 15 – marketing 15 – vegan 15 – allinanchorcom 13.

Marde : share 20 – iraq 19 – iran 9 – politics 9 – war 9.

Nirmal : tips 9 – comments 8 – firefox 8 – continue 7 – filed 7.

Dave J : science 25 – god 23 – people 16 – faith 15 – human 15.

Chessnoid : market 15 – blog 14 – site 12 – chessnoid 12 – stock 10.

Note : The research was performed thursday, october 25, at about 21:00, according to top (this page) GMT clock. I removed (hopefully) unintersting words as “it’s” or similar, and also words are only part of layout (month names for example).

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  Posted by Valentin on October 24th, 2007 | Comments Off

Yo, humans.

Yes, is me again, 77/Aa-873#b3 the alien, Valentin`s friend.

Shhhhh ! Qeep quiet ! He does not know I`m here typing this and more, he does not know I steal a script from his huge collection just to give it away for free to you.

You know ! All humans using a `puter had, every now and then, face the problem :

The need for a screen shoot.

Many image viewers and image editors do that more or less easy-way for you, humans (me, as alien, I only need to want it and is there).

Among many things doing screenshoots, Valentin use often Screen-Shoot-It.
Is a tiny piece of software which do only screen shoots, full screen or only active window.

You can have it too now ! (download link error fixed)

Enjoy it and let me know if you liked.

Your dedicated alien,
77/Aa-873#b3

ps : don`t forget, comments are free of charge.

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  Posted by Valentin on October 22nd, 2007 | Comments

Did you missed the news about blogrush ?
There you have a blogwrestling about it

I`ve heard lot of good impressions words about John Reese. Some go even to say “John Reese`s marketing prowess is excellent” ..

And i wonder .. as allways .. is it fame make people follow somebody – mean if someone is praised, mean is good ?

sidenote
Long a go, I was refused for police academy because of my height. They required MORE than 170 cm height, while I was exactly that. I run then for another military-like institution where I was not limited by height and .. guess what ? 3 years later I was invited to “join the forces” in that time police (militia, comunist equivalent of police), regardless of height ..
I was awared of what kinda stupid minds were admited only because they had the height, so I refused.
I learned that time (again) that what counts is not the appearence. Is more important to set-have goals you can reach. And to know to admit when something is to big … to admit when you wrong …

Coming back to subject, suprisingly (not), today I find out that johncow dot com and many others were banned from using blogrush “thing”.

I had said many times and in many places that blogrush is a trash meant to bring more to those who allready have.

So, you could say “nothing new under the sky, what`s the rush?”.

As I reach here and read the cow`s stuff, I peek an eye to that post comments.

One of comments is claimed to be written by all-mighty John Reese.
What J.R. CLAIM in his blog :

You will now notice that all non-English, spam, and low quality blogs (or others that didn’t meet all of our guidelines) are GONE from appearing in your widget. We removed over 10,000 blogs from our network.

If you had a “make money” related blog you should know that we had to be extra strict with that category — because most of the blogs in that category were heavy with ads and promotional material compared with the ratio of tips, techniques,

OMG !

Bellow, is John Reese`s comment on johncow dot com post (and my grumpy observations in small italics).

John Reese

October 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 am
John Reese from BlogRush here.

I am not sure why your blog (johncow dot com blog) wasn’t approved by the reviewer that reviewed your blog. (We have a team of reviewers.) From what I can tell, your blog passes our guidelines. I’m not sure if the reviewer loaded your blog on a day where your primary post(s) were heavy on the promotional side or not — that’s just a guess of what might have influenced them.

Holly coconut milk ! A team of reviewers who are not able to see if a blog is or not in accordance with policy rules .. “maybe reviewed in a wrong day” … Sure was a tuesday, allways tuesdays are related to “3 badluck hours” ..

You have my email address from this comment. Please contact me directly (if you wish) and I will investigate the issue for you and see about reactivating your account.

So .. “if you wish” .. despite you admited 2 lines above is no rules break, instead to say “sorry, was a mistake made by a reviewer, sorry, your account is back” .. no, you ask people of johncow to BEG for reinstate ..

AND FOR THE RECORD…

No one is being BANNED from BlogRush.

Mister John Reese, i want to tell you something so simple I think even a new born know :
not able to use my account ALLWAYS mean BANNED.
Temporary, permanent, full or partialy, but BANNED.

The shit bellow about “inactive” is just semantics.

If any account doesn’t have any approved blogs, the account is moved to an “inactive” status until changes are made or until another blog that meets our guidelines gets approved. Nothing happens to referrals or an account’s referral network; they are left completely intact and as soon as the account is “active” again everything returns to the way it was.

Relative to bold .. do you mean one should change his design-layout to be accepted ?
Is the blogrush a such high authority, aproved and recomended by UNO, CIA, g w bush, aliens coalition (Hi, is me, 77/Aa-873#b3, the alien. No, Universe Alien Coalition have not aproved blogrush.) and others so one MUST change his blog to stay as member ?

* I just found out that your pingback message was deleted by one of our blog moderators because we don’t want any comments (or pingbacks) showing up for that main post. A few childish users started posting profanity and other garbage that was getting past our filters and we needed to shut it off for now.

It seems that again you make semantics. What the fuck have to do pingbacks with “profanity” ?

Oh, shit, you`re right, ALL pingbacks would have be ONLY criticism … and you can`t stand to face criticism, specialy when is true and you`re wrong …

There’s no “conspiracy theory” happening. In fact, we’ve been incredibly transparent and honest ever since we launched — openly admitting to mistakes that we’ve made and what we planned to do about them.

There is only one thing you should have done allready (and is not to late, yet) : admit the true facts blogrush is a linkexchange “program” meant to support big guys to become bigger and, therefore, simply DROP IT ! Delete the all issue (read blogrush crap) together with your “I`ll be the most famous guy in known universe and beyond” dreams.

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five4all dot com have never intended, have no intentions and will never think to join blogrush crap. I think is just a mlm shit with a new smilie face to make it credible.

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Special thanks for writting about :

Mr Gee
internet marketing sucks
a blog about nothing
McGrath
all tips and tricks
5x mom

and so on ..

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  Posted by Valentin on October 22nd, 2007 | Comments

By the powers I have been invested by myself (you don`t like that I have this authority, you can bribe me to remove my powers), I declare the day of 22 october as the

Day of the dead terrorist.

Anyway, isn`t that the skeletron guy looks like g w bush, just far more funny ?

Well, ok, g w bush is also sometime funny, but never on purpose and allways is amazed that some of what he say or do is worldwide taken as jokes …

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