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Hello, people of Earth !

Today was turn for Valentin to write here but he was earlyer (again) pushed against the wall facing a brand new firing squad : Halil`s one.

I can only say my friend managed honourable the “issue”, but one question was about beer and that remind him he forgot to visit pubs today … Pretending he is “tired”, now he enjoy some dark beers and I do his job here …

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Today you will choose the subject.

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C`mon, nobody ?

Hmm .. Ok, I`ll make the choice.

I`m sure it will be a intersting dialogue. I mean I will think`n`type, you will read`n`agree.
Or not.

I will imagine you as a mass of information thirsty reporters on a press conference and I`ll play the role of a first class spokesman-politician.

Let`s go !

Q - Sir, is true a nuclear disaster is threatening the Earth ?

A - Acording to commune sense, yes. Acording to politicians statements, no.

Thank you, next question ?

Q - Are lawyers allways liars ?

A - We will do a small exercise. Forget your stupid provincial accent and say loud in a plain academically english : LAWYER. Now say LIAR. LAWYER. LIAR. LAWYER. LIAR. LAWYER. LIAR.

Can you “feel” the similarity ?

Thank you, next question ?

Q - From what planet are you ?

A - I`m something you call alien. But you call alien even one from another country … But i`m not from Earth.

Thank you, next question ?

Q - U.F.O. are real ?

A - HAHAHAHAHA ! NO ! U.F.O. are natural events - sometime; usualy are military experiments, top secret. We, non-earth civilisations, very long time a go we cease to use something to travel in Universe. Only here, humans, still using it and try to figured out a way to travel using those ancient vechicles. We have several, similar to yours, in museums. We are anywhere we want, using multidimensional space. Look, you, yes, you, the one you`re reading now : right now I see 6 entities of different civilisations right behind you. hehe .. you turned your head, but useless. You can not see them. They see you. They hear you. Sometime they listen you and help you, or at contrary :P.

Thank you, next question ?

Q - Do you influence Valentin`s mind ? Any of you use to influence our minds ?

A - Very intersting question, thank you very much you ask me.

Next question, please ?

Q - When will be the Armaggedon, the end of the world ?

A - Whenever you want, just persevering to ask for it.

Thank you, next question ?

Q - Do you have rainbows on your planet ?

A - Rainbow is very beautifull optical phenomena causing a spectrum of coloured-lights to appear in the sky, as red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. Appear usualy after some rain.

Thank you, next question, please ?

Q - Are pyramids related to alien form of life ?

A - In a way, yes. Many Universe civilisations use pyramidal shape when they decide to be visible in 3 dimension space.

Thank you ladies and gentlemans for your questions and your presence here.

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Valentin`s favourite alien

PS : TODAY`S YOUR QUESTION FOR ME

You may ask me anything about whatever. You think I may not have the knowledge to give good answers ? Try me !

There are 2 ways.
One way is to ask one question on comments, the answer you`ll get on next day post.
Another way is to register to peopleized and interview me from there (for more than one questions).

DISCLAIMER :
- The main use of this Question-Answer game is to be fun, be usefull, get new knowledges and so on;
- Top-left rules are valid. Specially the first 2 paragraphs.

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