i know how to win any war !
Hi.
Have ever happen to you to smile or laugh watching old movies or tv programs ?
I mean old, about 2-30 years a go ..
Despite good comedians of today`s days, I doubt is anybody outthere who can see at least 15 minutes of Oliver `n` Hardy and stay serious. Or Charlie Chaplin. And many others, but I nominate those one as one of the most famous worldwide.
I`m thinking now, or at least I try to think as a military chief-in-command. Have an enemy, have my troops, have the battlefield.
So I wonder about best strategy, tactic and … weapons.
That`s it ! I know.
They say, half serious, half joking, that laughning make people be fat. They say that people, at good jokes, laugh so intense they can allmost loose control of themself.
So, I`ll install behind my lines lot of big screens and broadcast comedies, jokes and anything is to make enemy to laugh. To laugh so intense that either they rolling on ground or become so fat they can be easy taken prisoners.
That would be a hell of a hillarious war, isn`t it ? Well, true, but I bet there will be hard to find victims … maybe some will manage to get some minor injury, at whorst.
So, c`mon generals, let`s move fast
Your big chance is here at last
as to quote Country Joe McDonalds from Woodstock `69.
Well, until generals will see this big chance to fast-easy-deathless win any war, I give you bellow 2 reasons to sit down and think is world on the route or is driven life-careless.
1- Spend some time and listen this song. (be carefull at the begining dialogue)
[coolplayer width=”280″ height=”240″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”GBK” download=”1″ mediatype=”"]
country joe mcdonalds
[/coolplayer]
2- Spend more time and watch this old commercials. Maybe is a culture difference, but some of them make me LAUGH …
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TODAY`S QUESTION FOR YOU
You have a plank, a nail and a hammer. You must fix the plank with the nail on one wall, at about 1.5 m height. Naturaly, you have 2 hands but there are 3 items.
How you`ll do the job ?
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ANSWERS (for June, 30)
Shinade :
my question is:When is it ever going to stop storming and pouring rain in Oklahoma, USA?
Pouring and storming is not necessarily bad wheater. But who cares about wheater anyway ?
All is about inside peace. Bad is if is pouring and storming inside you, not in Oklahoma, Peru or Nort-eastern China.
Allways is a nice wheater outside if one have found the inside peace and relaxation.
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TODAY`S YOUR QUESTION FOR ME
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