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- How to destroy the Earth

Destroyed by God
You will need: God

Method: Far be it from me to dictate whether God does or does not exist, but if he did, and was omnipotent, then no doubt he could destroy the Earth at a mere thought if he should decide to. Of course, the question arises of how we persuade him to do this.
The first idea which springs to mind is to simply bring about the Apocalypse described in the Christian Bible. Assuming the book of Revelation is an accurate, literal depiction of future events, verse 1 of chapter 21 reads “Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea”.
It seems astounding that the complete destruction of an entire planet (and heaven too) would only be worth a single sentence in this lengthy account of the End Times. But on the other hand, verse 5 of the 104th Psalm reads “He [God] set the Earth on its foundations; it can never be moved”, and there are other verses like this, so maybe:
- the New International Version of the Bible has “earth” written with a lower-case “e”, which suggests that this verse could merely refer to, you know, the ground
- this verse could be merely metaphorical - after all, so is the creation story described in Genesis
- it could be that the new Earth is the same as the old Earth, and “new” just means it was “wiped clean” in some sense, like an Etch-A-Sketch
In all three cases, the new Earth would still need destroying for real.
Another suggestion, should Judaic mythology turn out to be correct, is finding and killing one or more of the Lamed Vav Tzadikim, 36 righteous men whose role in life is to justify the purpose of mankind in the eyes of God. If even one of these is missing, it is said the world would come to an end. Practically speaking, it would probably be easier to wipe out humanity than to find one of these individuals, who do not themselves know who they are.
Comments: It is of course entirely possible that the means God would choose to use to destroy the Earth would be a natural, non-miraculous event such as one of those listed above.
Earth’s final resting place: potentially any form, anywhere.
Feasibility rating: this, naturally, is entirely subjective.

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