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During ceaushescu “age” (1964 - 1989 comunist leader in Romania), there was a joke. Yes, some of the people saying it may have seen political prisons for saying political jokes .. often even died for …

But ..

The original joke:

Radio program.

5:00 am - Comrad N. Ceaushescu have weak up, you should do the same.
(some comunist songs)
5:05 am - Comrad N. Ceaushescu is washing his theets, you should do the same.
(another comunist song)
5:20 am - Comrad N. Ceaushescu is getting dressed, you should do the same.
(again some “patriotic” song)
5:40 am - Comrad N. Ceaushescu reading newspapper, you should do the same.
(more comunist songs)
6:00 am - Comrad N. Ceaushescu is going to eat his breakfast, whish him good apetite.

Now, I can`t stop myself not to see the huge similarity with gurus life style ..

Here`s the adapted variant, as is fit for gurus activity style :

Any hour - (guru name) have weak up, you should do the same.

15 mins later - (guru name) is starting his pc, you should do the same.

30 mins later - (guru name) is reading online news, you should do the same.

60 mins later - (guru name) is checking his RSS feed, you should do hurry subscribe to his feed.

120 mins later - (guru name) is going to cash in his checks, whish him good luck.

What ? Isn`t funny ?
But would be if I`ll replace (guru name) with some .. example ?

Neah .. I don`t want to take this purest form of pleasure from you …

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