Posted by Valentin on October 20th, 2007 | Comments Off

Hello ladies, gentlmens and virgins (if any).
Is me, 77/Aa-873#b3, your favourite alien, with a brand new three-in-one article.

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chapter one

Recently I found among comments halted as spam a strange one.

If you have not time to read-and-ROFLMAO, here`s a briefing :
A guy want to get married with a girl named Mary. He choosed to make the proposal in a very spamy way – a newsletter which people are to forward to them friends and so on until sometime will reach to Mary`s inbox.

Well, if you think that`s all, well .. no. He, the guy, have been gifted by some friends with an domain name and a host and ..

… Furthermore Kumiko whose templates I found on the web – thank you Kumiko for providing free templates.

K U M I K O ? ! ? ! ? !

Oh, holly railway steam engine !
I (think? hope?) is not THAT kumiko .. While THIS one is spoted here.

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part 2

I wonder .. any of you, humans, have paid a visit to this page ?
Have you paid a close attention there ?

Is a word is keep repeating – Stanford.
12 of those people have or had something to do with Stanford University.

Is it a coincidence ?

Anyway, Stanford university have a motto :
“The wind of freedom blows.”
Well, to me that sounds like spelled by that jedi character from Star Wars movie, that funny little guy, Yoda.
I mean words are twisted ..
Taking the lately google behave and obviously targets they have set as goals, the above motto, correct pronounced would be :
“The wind blows of freedom.”, where, of course, wind is google …

I`m affraid that my buddy, Hamlet, was right, indeed “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.” … just is not about the state of Denmark ..

I`ll use a future opportunity to say some things about google`s business ethics, yet I think you, readers, reading things there, you`ll eventualy got the point …

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third episode

I have a gift for you.
What ? Of course is free, all gifts are suposed to be free ..

Just download the thing, no string attached.

From the desktop of
Your devoted alien,

77/Aa-873#b3

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