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Quick quizz

What for are crocodiles hunted :

a) allways hunted for them ivory;
b) crocodile poison is used to produce insuline;
c) crocodile fur is very rare and expensive item.

Correct answer will grant to the winner a 7 day trip at google head quarters where will be announced about his site`s PR drop to zero. All expenses included (on winner`s credit card).

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Quizz for advanced internet users

Google is best option for :

a) Search the net for porn;
b) Earning up to 100$ on adsense account before get banned and loose the earning;
c) Google is shit.

The prize is a free personalized report to google staff. Multiple winners allowed.

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Contest for intenet marketers

What is your favourite method to underline a shitty offer, so bad is practically a scam ?

a) hype;
b) HYPE;
c) Hype;
d) H.Y.P.E.;
e) other methods similar to hype;
f) all the above;
g(oogle style) ) ULTRA-SUPER-HYPER overhype and make penalties for competitors.

Prize is free lifetime negative reviews for any product winner will sell.

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Bonus contest :
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Scratch-a-prize contest.

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Scratch above using a razor, a knife or a screwdriver to see the prize.

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PS : Due to high public request, due to fact I received tons of emails requesting this, from now on comments on this blog will be no longer charged.
Previously comments`s price was 1.01 USD/comment, charged from your paypal account.
Now, for first 12,445 users, comments will be for free.

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Google staff public facts :

Sergey Brin, Co-Founder & President, Technology.

Sergey was born in Moscow, in the Soviet Union. Emigrate at age 6, in 1979.
Intersting ?
Read on : Sergey is married (may 2007) with Anne Wojcicki. Who is she ? Well, no more no less than … sister of Susan Wojcicki, Vice President, Product Management, Google Management Group.
WOW !
Wait, please, there is a simple coincidence. Same kinda coincidence that George W. Bush have connections with oil interests in middle east …
C`mon, please … we all know russian mafia rules on many USA “streets” …

(to be continued)

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