Chow. John Chow.

Looking only at the title, you may think I drink to much and I start blogging about dogs.
No sir. No madame.
Yes, I have drink some (see 3-d and 4-th paragraphs on left warnings), yet blogging about dogs is not something wrong or weird ..
Blog-wrestling is sort of unrequested reviews of certain blogs or sites. And allways count on “reviewed” people`s sense of humour.
While review is not dedicated to “be nice”, “grab his money” and shit. And, of course, “blog-wrestling” is open to be commented pro and counter ..
So, here we go :
John Chow. Who is he, why is he breathing same “air” with us, internauts, what he have to say, worth consider him ?
I won`t answer to those questions, but anyone may answer to them in comments (btw, anonymus comments will vanish; I mean ALL comments who does not have email and link back to commenter site)
So, once I reach on his blog, some time a go, I was forced to say “Who is John Chow anyway”, thing I recall I have writed in a comment.
The site (blog) :
On top, clean links. Nice.
Next, nice 2 car (same ?) pictures. I love that car but I wouldn`t dare to dream to have one - I don`t like that color :-P.
Then comes a nice adsense optimized template, kontera (maybe) and very few other ads. A right column with 2 areas where many people would like to see them own links :-)) (Featured Sites and Links)
What the fuck ? Where are the archives ?
ON TOP MENU !
Hmm .. let`s see ..
Google Loves Dot Com moguls
Posted in The Net on December 20th, 2005 2 Comments »It’s no secret that Google has been one of the secret to my success on the net. If Google hadn’t come along after the dot com crash, I wouldn’t be a dot com mogul anymore.
Again “mogul” ..
Mogul may mean:
-Mogul is a powerful business leader also known as a Business magnate (person who has reached a prominent place in a particular industry (or set of industries) and whose wealth has been derived primarily therefrom)
-Horwich Mogul, a class of mixed traffic 2-6-0 steam locomotive built between 1926 and 1932
-LMS Stanier Mogul, a class of 2-6-0 mixed traffic steam locomotive (built 1933-1934)
-Mogul (or 2-6-0), type of locomotive built from the early 1860s to the 1920s
-Mogul lamp (or six way lamp), a floor lamp which has a large center light bulb surrounded by three (or four) smaller bulbs
-Project Mogul, a top secret project by the US Army Air Forces involving high altitude balloons, whose primary purpose was long-distance detection of sound waves generated by Soviet atomic bomb tests and ballistic missiles
Wanna bet he was not thinking to himself as being a locomotive, a lamp nor a top secret project ?
Well, he offer also a free e-book.
The offer is very visible specially to people are very carefully reading everything, else is right under the big “gimme 400$ to review you” pic. Yes, the one on top right. Nice pic. If the site would belong to me, I would “put” a blank space between “reviewed by me” pic and e-book offer, as is next bellow that … leaving the rss feed thing there, maybe a bit of distance (a br thing) between rss-feed and pic …
Also I would loose the bottom “buy me a beer” on right side. Everybody know writing a blog is hard work (when you MUST do it and lack of inspiration) or something you like doing (then even the pic from “if you liked …” is nicer than one in right-bottom). At least change the glass with a cup of coffee and say coffee instead of beer in text .. ![]()
then things would be in a normal schedule :
- need to write an article
- grab a coffee
- write it (the article, not the coffee)
- publish it (same as above
)
- have a beer for your style
Didn`t this way sound more logical ?
You don`t want to follow my way - drink, write, after grab a coffee to be able to read and corect .. ((-:
Basicaly, blog appearence is optimized to be easy to surf/watch/read and give no “quiz”. Nothing outstanding. You get what you espect to get from a biz optimized-standard place. No surprises. Lot of adoration in comments, large number of followers.
There is a saying : to much adoration, quickly received and easy accepted, is a sign of weakness for both sides ..
Only you, in front of yourself-playing-rolle-of-judge can know if you “easy accept” veneration ..
Is John Chow a guru ?
Hmm .. Mister Chow, are you a guru ?
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ps : Who`s next on Blog-wrestling list ?
Don`t know, why you ask, you`re affraid next will be … YOU ?
Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
UPDATE :
HE WAS HERE ! YESSSSS !

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August 4th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
So, I guess John Chow is a guru? …… I like that dog picture you have on the post. Nice dog. Does John Chow have cows instead of dogs on his site? Perhaps he should have Chow Dogs?
Is that what you were getting at with the title of your post? But that dog isn’t a Chow dog, is it? Or maybe it is. I’m not sure. Anyway, it’s pretty funny! You have a great sense of humor.
August 5th, 2007 at 12:30 am
Hehe, Marde, the pic is of a chow-chow doggy. They are one of most funny looking dogs and I love the way they looks, yet I won`t want one considering the heat .. lol.
Well, I think I`m not first one making a funny association of John Chow`s name with the dog .. yet I count on his sense of humour to not pull me out of internet
I don`t know if he`s a guru, I only see he (say is) a mogul. But I know people who consider him a guru.
I would be very happy to have him here to explain ..
Still he is not awared of what “arsenal” I can put on “war line” mwuahahahahahahaha
August 6th, 2007 at 3:00 am
That’s right. I should have recognized right away that the dog is a Chow, curiously enough, rhyming with Cow. Take the h out of Chow and you get Cow. Is that why he shows the two Cows? Well, he is a mogul and probably a guru too, so I’d better shut up.
August 6th, 2007 at 3:06 am
Two cows ? :-0
mwuahahahahaha
Fact that one is or not a hoomeless or UNO president, is not enough reason to make another to shut up.