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  Posted by Valentin on October 30th, 2007 | Comments Off

I strongly belive humour is or can be highly educative, I allways had the belive, the trust, that humour is one of top 3 tools-methods to reach a better world.
Better world, I mean people more comunicative, more open-minded, more ready to see realities around, more hard to be fooled by politicians-and-gurus tricks and so on.

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One philosopher, one biologist, one architect and one politician were once together having a talk about God`s profession.

Philosopher say : First of all, God was a philosopher. He create theorie`s basics and principles of life, as a philosopher he is.
Biologist deny : Ridiculos ! Obviously, God first create animals, plants, humans and any life form, so he is a biologist.
Philosopher agreed but architect rant : Wrong-wrong-wrong ! God first created heaven and universe and earth, replacing original nonsense chaos, and this prove he is an architect.
Philosopher and biologist agreed but politician, smiling, ask all three : Well, well .. to create the original nonsense chaos, that`s not proves that God have politician skils ?

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Internet marketing income types :

Onion income – soon you start take it a part, tears flow over ..
Wretched income – is not helpfull, make you suffer, but can`t live without him ..
Diet income – makes you eat less and lesser ..
Atheist income – you trust him but soon you start doubt his existence ..
Magic income – show up then dissapear ..
Storm income – you can predict when comes but never sure how much will last ..
Black-humour income – each time you see it, you start laughing ..
Impotent income – when you need it more, it will let you down ..
Menstruation income – comes every month but last only 4 days ..

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  Posted by Valentin on August 31st, 2007 | Comments

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  Posted by Valentin on August 27th, 2007 | Comments

Be ready to be wrong, to hate, you must be ready
to watch things from a side, your brain be steady.
Be ready to insult, be ready to create some lying myths,
Truth is subjective because is splited trough the teeths.

Learn that democracy is just controlled chaos. Can ya live with that ?
Money leads the world and you’re controlled too, that’s also a true fact.

Freedom, you may have a byte when you’re happy,
Of course, if you’re allowed to relax .. plain haply …

To die for country, God or money ! Fuck, that I’ll ignore,
I want to find good reasons to live for.

Fool dies testing ideas of smartest,
Outhere noone is hunderth percent honest,
Rich ones ignore barefoots. Learn to hear,
Not to despise the poors with a good breed.

If you’ll succed, they’ll look at you admiring and hating,
They’ll also envy you for your woman good for fucking.

Laws are for us, people, the ordinary,
And this ain’t gonna change, not even temporary,
Belive me, I say it with no sorrow, though
You can not force somebody to love you.
You are not welcome ? Go away !
And anything is evil, throw away.

Peoples become wild when is about what they belong,
Pay attention if you have something they think they own.

You’ll be screwed by the closest ones, is true,
And after they will patronize you.

Be ready to die poor, to have, to fall, to get, to give, to have not, to be bare,
Somewhere’s a place ‘n’ time where someone like you for what you are.

Be ready to face mountains of hate.
Be ready to have the power to smile
Whatching your parents’s hair goes grey.

When nothing’s going well or all’s going wrong,
Silentlly learn, with big steps, to carry on.

Respect your neighborows, or not.
Be yourself, not what others want.
Respect the laws, or not.
Be ready for life to hit you in weakest spot,
To loose your kids, your wife, to hell goes all your match.

So called friends: they’ll turn their back if you`ll be asking for an aid.
And when you’re not there, they scander and claim you are a maid.

Be ready to be seen with contempt and hate,
When you find power to do something really great,
Don’t let yourself be lead, there’s nothing to admit,
You have a chance in life, stright ahead, learn to take it !

You’ll feel no pain, no love and no appreciation,
While only money, in this world, get’s them consideration.

Me ? I’m waiting, with a smile, something to hit me.
Yet, for everything I’ve seen so far, I’m ready ..

(inspired by and from ‘Fi pregatit’ (Be ready), by Parazitii, romanian hip-hop band.)

  Posted by Valentin on July 1st, 2007 | Comments Off

Hi.

Have ever happen to you to smile or laugh watching old movies or tv programs ?
I mean old, about 2-30 years a go ..

Despite good comedians of today`s days, I doubt is anybody outthere who can see at least 15 minutes of Oliver `n` Hardy and stay serious. Or Charlie Chaplin. And many others, but I nominate those one as one of the most famous worldwide.

I`m thinking now, or at least I try to think as a military chief-in-command. Have an enemy, have my troops, have the battlefield.

So I wonder about best strategy, tactic and … weapons.

That`s it ! I know.

They say, half serious, half joking, that laughning make people be fat. They say that people, at good jokes, laugh so intense they can allmost loose control of themself.
So, I`ll install behind my lines lot of big screens and broadcast comedies, jokes and anything is to make enemy to laugh. To laugh so intense that either they rolling on ground or become so fat they can be easy taken prisoners.

That would be a hell of a hillarious war, isn`t it ? Well, true, but I bet there will be hard to find victims … maybe some will manage to get some minor injury, at whorst.

So, c`mon generals, let`s move fast
Your big chance is here at last

as to quote Country Joe McDonalds from Woodstock `69.

Well, until generals will see this big chance to fast-easy-deathless win any war, I give you bellow 2 reasons to sit down and think is world on the route or is driven life-careless.

1- Spend some time and listen this song. (be carefull at the begining dialogue)

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country joe mcdonalds
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2- Spend more time and watch this old commercials. Maybe is a culture difference, but some of them make me LAUGH …

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TODAY`S QUESTION FOR YOU

You have a plank, a nail and a hammer. You must fix the plank with the nail on one wall, at about 1.5 m height. Naturaly, you have 2 hands but there are 3 items.
How you`ll do the job ?

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ANSWERS (for June, 30)

Shinade :

my question is:When is it ever going to stop storming and pouring rain in Oklahoma, USA?

Pouring and storming is not necessarily bad wheater. But who cares about wheater anyway ?
All is about inside peace. Bad is if is pouring and storming inside you, not in Oklahoma, Peru or Nort-eastern China.
Allways is a nice wheater outside if one have found the inside peace and relaxation.

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TODAY`S YOUR QUESTION FOR ME

You may ask me anything about whatever. You think I may not have the knowledge to give good answers ? Try me !

There are 2 ways.
One way is to ask one question on comments, the answer you`ll get on next day post.
Another way is to register to peopleized and interview me from there (for more than one questions).

DISCLAIMER :
- The main use of this Question-Answer game is to be fun, be usefull, get new knowledges and so on;
- Top-left rules are valid. Specially the first 2 paragraphs.
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