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  Posted by Valentin on July 19th, 2009 | Comments Off

Hello and welcome ladies, gentleman’s and virgins.

Well .. yes.

Blogwrestling© is back. With a new target.

Today we shall speak about joelcomm dot comm. But don’t let yourself be prepossessed by.  Joel Comm is not powered by supernatural devices ….

Some of you, people, may be familiar with this name. Maybe because his active presence in virtual reality. Maybe because of his “Next internet millionaire” contest. Maybe because his books – among them, the “Twitter Power” and “Adsense Code”. Or maybe because of not-yet-enough-promoted interview hosted right on this site (btw, there were people reading that interview and thinking was real .. ) )

What makes Joel Comm stand out of the internet marketers crowd, if you ask me, is his ability to communicate. He is a master of words and his blog is the living proof for this.

Pay attention and read carefully, you’ll be stoned ..

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  Posted by Valentin on April 5th, 2009 | Comments Off

Eric’s backsliding

Dictionary & Disclaimer :

Blogwrestling© – Category/post in this blog, attempting to look like a review for another site or blog. The “review” may be requested or not (often not), paid or not (usually not), with positive, negative, neutral, flame* or mixed tone. People “affected” by this kind of posts (blog-wrestling posts, on five4all blog) are welcome to use the “read me” buton on top-left of five4all main page.
Blogwrestling© posts are not writen with intention of person-attack, but for or against a certain attitude, behaviour or style. Flame* – Despite whatever nonsenses are printed on wikipedia about flaming, flames and flamers, on five4all point of view, flame is NOT in NO WAY related to racism, fortuit slang, insults or discrimination.
But is related (yet not limited) to : freedom of speach, right to have a (different) opinion, right to free language use (including slang), right to use sense of humour, right to agree-disagree and, last but not least, MY right to have right.Blog, to blog, blogger – click here.

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Hello fellow humans of all three genders : men, women and virgins (if any).

Today I’ll introduce you again in the world of blog-wrestling – also known as “this is the ass – kick-it or kiss-it”.

Let’s go !

Would you espect from a internet marketer to backslide ? Sure, but to backslide toward his interrests mainly ..
But this guy had done it again and not quite toward his own interest.

What he actually do ?

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  Posted by Valentin on October 22nd, 2007 | Comments

Did you missed the news about blogrush ?
There you have a blogwrestling about it

I`ve heard lot of good impressions words about John Reese. Some go even to say “John Reese`s marketing prowess is excellent” ..

And i wonder .. as allways .. is it fame make people follow somebody – mean if someone is praised, mean is good ?

sidenote
Long a go, I was refused for police academy because of my height. They required MORE than 170 cm height, while I was exactly that. I run then for another military-like institution where I was not limited by height and .. guess what ? 3 years later I was invited to “join the forces” in that time police (militia, comunist equivalent of police), regardless of height ..
I was awared of what kinda stupid minds were admited only because they had the height, so I refused.
I learned that time (again) that what counts is not the appearence. Is more important to set-have goals you can reach. And to know to admit when something is to big … to admit when you wrong …

Coming back to subject, suprisingly (not), today I find out that johncow dot com and many others were banned from using blogrush “thing”.

I had said many times and in many places that blogrush is a trash meant to bring more to those who allready have.

So, you could say “nothing new under the sky, what`s the rush?”.

As I reach here and read the cow`s stuff, I peek an eye to that post comments.

One of comments is claimed to be written by all-mighty John Reese.
What J.R. CLAIM in his blog :

You will now notice that all non-English, spam, and low quality blogs (or others that didn’t meet all of our guidelines) are GONE from appearing in your widget. We removed over 10,000 blogs from our network.

If you had a “make money” related blog you should know that we had to be extra strict with that category — because most of the blogs in that category were heavy with ads and promotional material compared with the ratio of tips, techniques,

OMG !

Bellow, is John Reese`s comment on johncow dot com post (and my grumpy observations in small italics).

John Reese

October 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 am
John Reese from BlogRush here.

I am not sure why your blog (johncow dot com blog) wasn’t approved by the reviewer that reviewed your blog. (We have a team of reviewers.) From what I can tell, your blog passes our guidelines. I’m not sure if the reviewer loaded your blog on a day where your primary post(s) were heavy on the promotional side or not — that’s just a guess of what might have influenced them.

Holly coconut milk ! A team of reviewers who are not able to see if a blog is or not in accordance with policy rules .. “maybe reviewed in a wrong day” … Sure was a tuesday, allways tuesdays are related to “3 badluck hours” ..

You have my email address from this comment. Please contact me directly (if you wish) and I will investigate the issue for you and see about reactivating your account.

So .. “if you wish” .. despite you admited 2 lines above is no rules break, instead to say “sorry, was a mistake made by a reviewer, sorry, your account is back” .. no, you ask people of johncow to BEG for reinstate ..

AND FOR THE RECORD…

No one is being BANNED from BlogRush.

Mister John Reese, i want to tell you something so simple I think even a new born know :
not able to use my account ALLWAYS mean BANNED.
Temporary, permanent, full or partialy, but BANNED.

The shit bellow about “inactive” is just semantics.

If any account doesn’t have any approved blogs, the account is moved to an “inactive” status until changes are made or until another blog that meets our guidelines gets approved. Nothing happens to referrals or an account’s referral network; they are left completely intact and as soon as the account is “active” again everything returns to the way it was.

Relative to bold .. do you mean one should change his design-layout to be accepted ?
Is the blogrush a such high authority, aproved and recomended by UNO, CIA, g w bush, aliens coalition (Hi, is me, 77/Aa-873#b3, the alien. No, Universe Alien Coalition have not aproved blogrush.) and others so one MUST change his blog to stay as member ?

* I just found out that your pingback message was deleted by one of our blog moderators because we don’t want any comments (or pingbacks) showing up for that main post. A few childish users started posting profanity and other garbage that was getting past our filters and we needed to shut it off for now.

It seems that again you make semantics. What the fuck have to do pingbacks with “profanity” ?

Oh, shit, you`re right, ALL pingbacks would have be ONLY criticism … and you can`t stand to face criticism, specialy when is true and you`re wrong …

There’s no “conspiracy theory” happening. In fact, we’ve been incredibly transparent and honest ever since we launched — openly admitting to mistakes that we’ve made and what we planned to do about them.

There is only one thing you should have done allready (and is not to late, yet) : admit the true facts blogrush is a linkexchange “program” meant to support big guys to become bigger and, therefore, simply DROP IT ! Delete the all issue (read blogrush crap) together with your “I`ll be the most famous guy in known universe and beyond” dreams.

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five4all dot com have never intended, have no intentions and will never think to join blogrush crap. I think is just a mlm shit with a new smilie face to make it credible.

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Special thanks for writting about :

Mr Gee
internet marketing sucks
a blog about nothing
McGrath
all tips and tricks
5x mom

and so on ..

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  Posted by Valentin on September 29th, 2007 | Comments

Hello again to all humans, males, females and virgins (hmm .. any outhere left ?).

Yestarday Valentin asked me to write a Blogwrestling© post here for today, while he will be busy checking beers on a new discovered pub downtown.

So, here we go .. damn, here`s a problem, maybe ..

After a look on his notices I found this address : http://warriorblog.net ..
But once browser pointed there, I was redirected to .. http://honestknowledge.com/warriorblog/

Ok, never mind, is not a tragedy …

After a short – I mean very short – visit there, I was stoned of this blogger knowledge, which seems to be at least at the edge of supernatural ..

He say there somewhere “Why I Left Your Blog Within 10 Seconds“.

HOW he can do that and I can`t ? After all, i`m the alien here … How ?

Simple :

I immediately peek at their Alexa Rank and Page Rank. I observe the amount of traffic they are getting by doing this.

WOW ! Page rank is about traffic … cool !

And :

The next thing I do is I scroll down their page – observing the amount of comments they receive and the quality of their post. By observing how much comment and the quality of their post – I can predict what kind of content they write and the activeness of their blog

Holly lodge ! Scrolling down = find the quality of content = prediction of blog subjects !!!

Man, this guy is really good !
How did he reach to this performances ?

Well, first let`s see another post, More Subscribers and Traffic With This Fool Proof Method for example.

I guarantee you that you can get an increase of about 20-30 more subscribers and comments in one week.

This method is so simple that you might just become bore instantly once I tell you it. The method is using MyBlogLog… You heard me right- we are going to use MyBlogLog to get targeted traffic and therefore more subscribers and comment.

How ? First step, you should

Sign up and create a relevant profile to your blog, so that people can see that you are the owner of that blog. Include your blog site URL in the “about me” section.

Really ?

Let`s see this guy MyBlogLog dot com page :

Hmm .. what do he teach others to do ?

Sign up and create a relevant profile to your blog, so that people can see that you are the owner of that blog. Include your blog site URL in the “about me” section.

Where is the power of example ?
he teach others to do something he looks like never even tryied to do ?

Intersting … and bellow I found how he can so fast do a full research of a blog quality :

Now you might be complaining how long this is going to take but hear me out.
It only took me 15-30 minutes to visit over 600 members and left a mark.
I have had about 5-10% of those members coming back to visit me and some even left a message.
This was how I manage to get more comments and visitors.

30 minutes = 1800 seconds
1800 seconds : 600 members`s pages = THREE F…LOOONG* SECOND ON EACH PAGE !!!!
(* the “fucking” word was replaced as public requested in comments area. Yet I know could mean long, awfull, awesome, great, big, lousy and many other meaning, not necesarely related to sexual encounter. But I forgot also some monks read my blog …)

Holly microphone ! I can`t even browse so fast on MBL, nor even on net … That thinking for 30 mins = 600 pages, if we take the 15 mins term …

I can come to only one logical conclusion (out of two) :

This guy`s browser is somehow set to close any page after max 10 seconds. Durring this time, he MUST figured out all stuff.
Probably he do that since ages, while he become so experimented he can browse, read, see one MBL page and also leave a mark .. ops, “mark” is there left automaticaly, on MBL ..

The other option,

( which can be spoted out also from HERE, read this :

as example. )

I don`t want to consider.

While this would mean
- either he have no idea what is a blog about – expressing personal opinions of blogger – ,
- or his blogging experience is low (as time spent and/or as what a blog is in real – a journal, not a tool to make money),
- or he is default shallow-approach-things kinda.

No, I refuse to consider this second option.

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However, as allways Levi say,

internet marketing sucks big times !!!

77/Aa-873#b3
the alien

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ps : if you are new here, or never seen it, it may be usefull to click the “warning” link bellow …