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Man, I can tell you I`m a very creative guy and allways ready for a good laugh.
Many times I found fun and reasons to laugh in the most unespected places.
Well, recently I posted about a funny comment held in moderation (I mean this one).
Today, I gonna show you the best of best from bests comment […]

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Filed under: best jokes, events on September 24th, 2007

smile ..

America, wild west. A fortress in middle of “red skins” teritory. At a certain moment, a guard start crying :
- Captain, Sir, indians are approaching.
- They are friends or enemies? ask the captain.
- I think they are friends, they are coming together ..
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A young guy comes to his girfriend`s house and say to her father […]

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Filed under: best jokes on August 28th, 2007