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By the power I have been invested …

By the powers I have been invested by myself (you don`t like that I have this authority, you can bribe me to remove my powers), I declare the day of 22 october as the
Day of the dead terrorist.

Anyway, isn`t that the skeletron guy looks like g w bush, just far more funny ?
Well, ok, […]

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Filed under: best jokes, events on October 22nd, 2007

free funny contests + free not so funny facts

Quick quizz
What for are crocodiles hunted :
a) allways hunted for them ivory;
b) crocodile poison is used to produce insuline;
c) crocodile fur is very rare and expensive item.
Correct answer will grant to the winner a 7 day trip at google head quarters where will be announced about his site`s PR drop to zero. All expenses included […]

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