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  Posted by Valentin on October 20th, 2007 | Comments Off

Hello ladies, gentlmens and virgins (if any).
Is me, 77/Aa-873#b3, your favourite alien, with a brand new three-in-one article.

Isn`t amazing ? five4all dot com is the only `n` unique funny virtual-reality place to find this kinda offer – 3 posts in one, and for free.

chapter one

Recently I found among comments halted as spam a strange one.

If you have not time to read-and-ROFLMAO, here`s a briefing :
A guy want to get married with a girl named Mary. He choosed to make the proposal in a very spamy way – a newsletter which people are to forward to them friends and so on until sometime will reach to Mary`s inbox.

Well, if you think that`s all, well .. no. He, the guy, have been gifted by some friends with an domain name and a host and ..

… Furthermore Kumiko whose templates I found on the web – thank you Kumiko for providing free templates.

K U M I K O ? ! ? ! ? !

Oh, holly railway steam engine !
I (think? hope?) is not THAT kumiko .. While THIS one is spoted here.

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part 2

I wonder .. any of you, humans, have paid a visit to this page ?
Have you paid a close attention there ?

Is a word is keep repeating – Stanford.
12 of those people have or had something to do with Stanford University.

Is it a coincidence ?

Anyway, Stanford university have a motto :
“The wind of freedom blows.”
Well, to me that sounds like spelled by that jedi character from Star Wars movie, that funny little guy, Yoda.
I mean words are twisted ..
Taking the lately google behave and obviously targets they have set as goals, the above motto, correct pronounced would be :
“The wind blows of freedom.”, where, of course, wind is google …

I`m affraid that my buddy, Hamlet, was right, indeed “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.” … just is not about the state of Denmark ..

I`ll use a future opportunity to say some things about google`s business ethics, yet I think you, readers, reading things there, you`ll eventualy got the point …

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third episode

I have a gift for you.
What ? Of course is free, all gifts are suposed to be free ..

Just download the thing, no string attached.

From the desktop of
Your devoted alien,

77/Aa-873#b3

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  Posted by Valentin on September 15th, 2007 | Comments

Hi, humans.

Is me, 77/Aa-873#b3, the alien, again.

It`s been a long time since my last post here; that`s because i was in my days off – sort of vacation, you know ..

So, I`m back here with a post which is not to be read by anybody.

If you are “woman with moustache”, if your job is “clown at xzy circus”, if you are a famous comediant (specialy if you are Jim Carey), if you are a famous writer passing thru a lack of subjects,
CEASE READING THIS POST NOW !

Also, if you are a money-maker-thru-only-blogging wannabe, watch the bellow horizontal line – that`s the limit for you to read.
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So, now, that only you, regular people, are still here, here`s the content :

On purpose, answers were mixed such way you, reader, to have to “work” to understand which answer is for which question. Good luck

77/Aa-873#b3 :
- What is wrong with humans ?

Valentin :
- Three things I`ll never stop support is freedom of speech, honour and open mind.
Three things i`ll never stop to rant against are lies, cheat and politicians. Yes, actualy politics and politicians are liars and cheaters …

77/Aa-873#b3 :
- Which man or woman is entitled to give advices about sex ?

Valentin :
- Due to religiouns and politics, humans have “evoluate” (read involuate) from being a part of Nature to being the Nature master. Humans think deserve anything. Humans think they can do anything, mother Nature will come after and clean or fix things. Despite the fact Nature showed to humans many times is not under control – at maximum can be temporary controled, with long terms bad problems started from this “control”.
Humans keep forgeting about the sensible balance of Nature, so easy to broke (the balance) and mostly imposible to fixed back.

Humans keep wondering to find explanations why bears start so often to come in cities for food, why mice – rats are so many, why flys and mosqitos are so annoying, and also try hard to find ways to stop them, including thru decimation. Yet, humans keep looking with kindness at convicts`s violence, humans seek to promote and perform more and more violent games, wars, segregations …

Best humans enemies (except humans are best humanity enemy)? Politics, religion, money-power.

77/Aa-873#b3 :
- You look very obsed by people using blogs only as making money tool, why ?

Valentin :
- Hahahaha, what a question !

Is very simple to answer. From my point of view, one who was able to invent a sexual position is notallready listed on Kama Sutra book, he or she is entitled to give advices. yet, until one haven`t experimented several times all “things” from that book, is still a student.

77/Aa-873#b3 :
- Name three things you can`t stop ranting for and three you can`t stop ranting against.

Valentin :
- I.L.G.P. stand for Internet Life Guard Project which is a community of users each more or less involved into the project. Basicaly, I.L.G.P. will stand up to protect internet users freedom of speech, anti spam-scam protection, education and easy-free access to education`s tools and more.

For the moment, I.L.G.P.`s founders are Dave, Francis and me. We are seeking for probably (at least) two more founders to join us before officialy launching – I think we would preffer someone from Asia (Japan) – Australia, but that`s not final, we are open for proposals, including for sponsors (I have tease one, seen as “visionary guy” by many, yet the one have not bother to answer, which lead me to conclusion he`s not at all so “visionary” ..)

77/Aa-873#b3 :
- What is I.L.G.P. ?

Valentin :
- Well, blogs and money-making-tools are distinct things, yet eachone may support the other. As make-money-to-support-your-blog is ok to be mixed with the blog itself, blogs are NOT money-making-tools, in moral way of using the internet.

As to support this idea, should go back in true histopry of making money – online or offline. You need costumers. Online, the truth was, `till so called web 2.0, that “money are in the lists”. Yet, lists were mostly made thru many imoral methods, such as forced join a mailing list to get a product or access to a certain area of a site. Lists of emails are also for sale on different web places.

Blogs are perfect tools to replace the lists in a communicative way – better communications between seller and prospects, better for seller to understand buyers needs and so on. Blogging can anytime replace the list-builder scripts, but can not replace also selling spaces. So caled gurus have mixed the two concepts in one to be able to sell better them products – often products being actualy a commision-sell or a worthless “something”.

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77/Aa-873#b3,
the alien

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  Posted by Valentin on August 16th, 2007 | Comments

Hi, humans.

I`m curious ..
Is anybody outthere who associate sugar taste with bred ?
No ? Sure ?

How about circus ? When you hear or read this word, circus, it makes you feel the taste of sugar ?
No ?

Hmm ..

Recently I was witness to several “shows”.
One was about celebrating King Elvis passing away from human world day.

Holly rock, lot of people loved and still love his songs ..

But that event, despite his importance, was shadowed by another one : celebration of the end of second world war.

Hold a minute .. That reminds me of the Snosam civilization ..

This space civilisations`s leading groups had same style to organize events for them creatures : remoting focus from the celebration meanings to pleasureable meanings. Making them easy to be manipuled. All in the bright of the moon.

Bred and circus. Sweet, but sugar free !

The Earth`s world war two end was celebrate as a .. Valentine day ! Boys kissing girls, marriage proposals .. promises that next year all the shit will be repeated …

As Valentin would say, “Holly damaged car radio, what the fuck is that ?” I agree him. Where is the sorrow for people who died in that war ? Where is the sorrow for the two atomic bombs ? Where is the sorrow for people who come out from that war crippled or blind ?

Well ..
Is simple plain mass manipulation.
Is about detour peoples thoughts from meaningfull issues to entertainment. Give`em some fire works, some cheap tv series about how easy one can become the best, some video games encouraging them to find cheat codes to easy win, let`em think they have all the rights and powers possible, make`em belive they have all possible rights mostly because of them rulers and because others have not same freedom and, then, RULE THEM !

No actual rights in fact, while “biggest worldwide democracy” have organic laws who limit individual rights to only right to OBEY.

In this spirit, an anonymus (adjective censored) sayd loud, in public, that a certain (other than USA) country is third world, lucky that that country have some history, else would be fourth world ..

Man, hold a minute .. how many worlds are here, on Earth ?
Is he speaking about the parallel universes ?

As I sayd, same spirit. Divide, discriminate, separate, turn some people against others and RULE THEM !

By the way ..

November 22, 1963 .. August 16, 2007

Allmost 44 years !

Isn`t the time to explain what happen in real, who done that and who gave the order ?

77/Aa-873#b3
the alien

PS : latest news : cutting off the freedom of speach of bloggers :

Read here

Also here
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  Posted by Valentin on August 10th, 2007 | Comments

Hello, Earth inhabitants.

It`s me, 77/Aa-873#b3, the alien.

Rambling around, inside virtual reality (some use to say “surfing”, but I don`t surf, because I can`t swim), I faced a dilema : slowly but noticeable, blogs, to blog and bloggers become more easy to be sorted in categories.

This thing not only would make intercommunication slower, difficult or impossible, but is also wrong, evil and dangerous.

Basicaly, this fact is generated by two attitude-factors :
- cry loud you support the idea to make things simple but do all to make`em more and more complicated;
- once things become enough complicated, “divide et impera” become easyer to be empowered.

Used criterions tp get blogs (and sites) categorized are often subjective and/or trying to reduce importance of others.

Sites/blogs are basicaly “splited” in categories related to content. As is very clear showed on directories. One would be related to cars, other to child care, next to finnance and so on. More one site/blog is general content, more it will be unfamed. Why ? Simple – because if a site/blog is general, it will compete more areas.

I will avoid giving specific details, I preffer to let the curious to discover them self. Yet, some hints, tips, clues may be found, between the lines or directly said, in this blog and several others (some of them are blogrolled here).

Recently, I notice a new start in the direction of spliting blogs.

As Valentin have sayd HERE, nothing can do as much good or to harm a business than testimonials. In case someone stil consider testimonials and really read them ..

But testimonials are gurus best feature, the most promoted “feature”, perfectly fit to increase the credibility. LOL !

So, once this thing is allready to common (and maybe also because testimonials are totaly impersonal and “nobrainer” to fake them), there`s the new age of ‘testimonials’ : printing in blog (or even sites) … YOUR INCOME.

Holly Screwdriver, keep us safe !

Because this new style put on the table a new way of making difference between gurus and rest of peoples.

In a time when all companies promoting as private policy and undeniable rule to keep one`s income private for others, some decide to make it public. Exposing themself to be subject of thiefs attention.

But maybe those are fake figures .. since use of photoshop kinda sofwares is so popular ..

And one more question born out of this : If a nobody will start suddenly making public credible figures, raising from month to month, would actual gurus accept him as a fellow or they`ll broke the banking privacy and reveal him as impostor ?

77/Aa-873#b3,
the alien.

ps : true-facts-about-make-money-online

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