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  Posted by Valentin on April 13th, 2009 | Comments

Hello friends from Earth

 Yes, is me, 77/Aa-873#b3, the alien.

Let me tell you something.

I had recently a long conversation with Valentin (aka wmraul) about this thing you call “internet”. Most specificaly about the ways, styles of marketing a business online, whatever that biz is.

And I come to some conclusions I want to share with you and maybe you’ll be kind enough to make comments about.

Before all, online marketing can be catogorised in several ways.

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  Posted by Valentin on March 18th, 2009 | Comments

Hi earthians.

You have hear many times the ” Simple as 1-2-3″ or “Simple as a-b-c” expresion.

Well, is just the good time (if not now, when ?) for me (if not me, who ?) to write here (if not here, where ?) in the spirit of “Simple as ..”.

There we go !

1.

I`m not american. In fact, i`m not from this planet, but that`s secondary problem. Fact is i`m not from USA and that`s the point : As I`m not from there, why would I care who runs US ? Why would I wanna know who`ll lead americans ? Is them job, them problem, they should worry about.

Well, is not quite like that. Even whorst, is quite the opposite. Any Earth human should care who is / who`ll be the leader of his / another country. Becouse :

- internal policy : Is country`s leader(s) the one who choose the mood of his people. The wealth, the freedom … depending on social status of the people, the country`s (and citizens`s) image is good or bad on other`s eyes ..
- external policy – Country`s leader(s) decide interfference into other countries – communities activities.

If I`ll be asked about, I would count votes for / against a certain leader of a certain country, votes comming from worldwide. This way a leader would be legitimate to rule.

Simple as 1-2-3, not ?

B.

Everybody want money, want finnancial freedom, independence. I won`t criticize the value (money, gold and so on) system(s), that is a problem I`m affraid to hunt, while I`m not sure I can show all negatives and after to come with a better way. I want, yet, to underline why people buy things.

So, why people buy ?

- The need (required) – Humans will allways buy things they need to survive – to live. Food, water, clothes and so on.
- The need (desired) – Humans are impresionable. Among many “structural desires”, to be on line with latest fashion `n` style is one of the most powerfull.
- The need (belived) – Connected and on borders-limits with both above. This is (mainly) a need one reach to think of something they want, because of others`s influence. Very deep connected with use of hypes …

So, why peoples buy things is very easy to explain. Knowing the above 3 ‘rules’ are very usefull to marketers ..

Simple as a-b-c, isn`t it ?

THIRD.

top – bottom.
poor – rich.
bad – good.
more – less.
real – false.
wisdom – ignorance.
fast – slow.
accept – deny.

And so on. You allways have to make a choice.

And that is never and not at all as simple as 1-2-3 …

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About the text author :

I do not have internet connection.
My house is not connected to electicity.
In fact, I don`t even have a house.

I do not own, never use and never seen a computer.
Above text is actually a random pressing on a disconnected – nonfunctional keyboard, with the large help of my cat.

Ops, I don`t have a cat …

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77/Aa-873#b3, the alien

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As usual, you may ask me anything about whatever.

You think I may not have the knowledge to give good answers ? Try me !

There are 2 ways.
One way is to ask the question on comments, then i`ll answer.
Another way is to register to peopleized.com and interview me from there (for more than one questions).

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  Posted by Valentin on November 21st, 2007 | Comments Off

Hehe .. no, I`m not Valentin, i`m 77/Aa-873#b3 the alien.

Valentin keep reading an email since saturday.
He keep reading and reading and can`t belive his eyes how .. well, I`ll let him tell you in tomorrow`s post what`s all about.

Today I`ll follow internet marketing gurus way and I`ll tell you about :

GOOGLE PR SYSTEM – MADE EASY TO UNDERSTAND AND USE

All in only ONE picture, which is bellow :

Are you ready ?

Yes, ladies, gentlemans and virgins (if any), that`s all. Is really that simple as in above pic.

Enjoy your google with future .. aaaaaaaa .. ops .. enjoy your future with google !

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  Posted by Valentin on October 24th, 2007 | Comments Off

Yo, humans.

Yes, is me again, 77/Aa-873#b3 the alien, Valentin`s friend.

Shhhhh ! Qeep quiet ! He does not know I`m here typing this and more, he does not know I steal a script from his huge collection just to give it away for free to you.

You know ! All humans using a `puter had, every now and then, face the problem :

The need for a screen shoot.

Many image viewers and image editors do that more or less easy-way for you, humans (me, as alien, I only need to want it and is there).

Among many things doing screenshoots, Valentin use often Screen-Shoot-It.
Is a tiny piece of software which do only screen shoots, full screen or only active window.

You can have it too now ! (download link error fixed)

Enjoy it and let me know if you liked.

Your dedicated alien,
77/Aa-873#b3

ps : don`t forget, comments are free of charge.

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