Mare si sfanta.

Azi sarbatorim Sfanta Inaltare a Teveaului si pe Preacuvioasa Scumpire’n'lant.

Aceasta mare sarbatoare specifica poporului roman marcheaza, totodata, si inceputul Marelui Post de dupa Marea Abureala Guvernamentala, anuntand si urmatoarele mari sarbatori ce vor veni una dupa alta: Sfintele MulteLipsuri si MariNeajunsuri, Preafericitul CaloriferuRece si Sfanta IntretinereaMareSiNeplatitaCuLunile, Cuvioasa MamaTataMieMieFoame, Marele mucenic CeMobilaMaiVindemSaLuamOPaine si asa mai departe.

Din partea guvernului vi se transmite urmatorul mesaj : “Voua va uram Sarbatori (ne)Fericite, noua ne uram La Mai Mare !”

Va propun sa iesim in strada sa cerem legalizarea prostitutiei si legalizarea vanzarii-cumpararii de organe.

Prostitutia oricum se practica, mai ales de politicieni si guvernanti .. iar organele – gen ficat, rinichi, plamani, eventual degete, inima, creier – sa le putem amaneta si/au vinde mai ales spre toamna iarna incolo, sa avem cu ce achita macar partial datoriile dintr-o luna ..

Versurile melodiei originale: Ugly Woman – The Roaring Lion (1934)

I’m warning men be wise
In choosing your girlfriends take my advice
There is a lot to lose
For much depends on the one you choose
You like happiness, comfort in life, unity and a peace loving wife?
But that can only be
if you observe my philosophy

So if you want to be happy and live a king’s life
never make a pretty woman your wife
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Dupa ceva vreme, in 1963, devine melodie de top la categoria “rhythm and blues” fiind re-cantata de Jimmy Soul, sub numele de “If You Wanna Be Happy”.

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Dupa cum e si firesc, am lasat la urma varianta pe care eu o stiam. Anume cea interpretata de Joe Dolce.

Reggae -
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman you wife.
So for my personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Prrretty woman with the pretty face
Tracks attention in every placeWhen she walks she makes the men all moon
Pretty soon
pretty soon you’re alone.

If you want to be happy . . .

Course a big fat woman keeps you warm at home
Lots of meat shaking on the bone.
When she throws the big leg on you
AII night long makes a dream come true.

If you want to be happy . . .
Reggae italian . . . big piano solo . . . not bad he . . .
Next time try two fingers . . . accordion quick . . .
Ah
that’s my kind of music . . . clap the hands . . . it’s alright . . .
Ok . . . clap the hands everybody . . . little bit of italian applause . . .

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Don’t make a fancy woman your wife
If you want to be happy . . .

Course a fancy woman got a fancy taste -
She spends all the day fixing up her face.
Why she got to use so much of powder and paste
When she kisses you it’s a funny taste.

If you want to be happy . . .
If you want to be happy . . .

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So for Giuseppe’s personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Ah, it makes me feel so good.