Ti s-a intamplat sa te ridici de pe scaun pe undeva, pentru a merge la toaleta de exemplu, si sa gasesti scaunul ocupat?

Sau vrei sa fi sigur ca NIMENI nu va indrazni sa-ti ocupe locul preferat ?

Iata cateva sugestii :

Iata cateva idei despre ce sa pictati pe o usa care arata nasol ..

Deci oameni buni, frati si domnisoare, sa moara calu’ lu’ Stefan cel Mare si Frant …

Clickbank este un site – ca sa zic asa – unde gasesti de cumparat chestii downloadabile, gen carti electronice, softuri etc. Intreprindere serioasa, pe bune. Se fac bani ca lumea de acolo si nu de-ieri-de-azi.

Si iata ce am gasit – rara avis, tre’ sa scotocesti la greu …

Deci, fratilor, dar mai ales domnisoarelor, va citez:

Let’s face it, all men love oral sex BUT did you know that some even prefer it over intercourse?

Why? Well, because the combination of licks, sucks and strokes feels amazing, it allows him to enjoy pleasure without the pressure to perform and it’s a great quickie.

And let’s be honest here, you may not be “super enthusiastic” and even a little nervous about giving him oral sex, but you know how much it would mean to him and your relationship if you did.
In fact, without oral sex, it’s no wonder so many couples have such unfulfilling sex lives. They’re missing out on a major aspect of sex!

And just imagine all the deep, passionate and sensual kisses he’ll give you while he says how much he loves you. Not to mention, he’ll probably want to return the favor back to you too. :D

So ultimately, quality oral sex will help strengthen your relationship and help you get closer to your partner than ever before.

Deci este destul de clar ?

Ce sa va zic, iata ce spune “o clienta multumita”:

I got the Blow by Blow book and thought at 34 years old that I knew just about every thing there is to know about doing down on a man and the tip where you do _______ while going down on him, drove my boyfriend absolutely WILD. I can’t wait to finish reading that and start with Stroke by Stroke!! Thanks for the books, we thank you very much. – Denise

Pai oare ce-o fi asa de complicat ?
Ia sa vedem noi ce ne zice omu’ ca fetele pot invata din aceasta minunata carte:

- 15 fellatio techniques to help make him reach climax, 8 of which I’m sure you haven’t heard of before!…
- How to perform oral sex on a circumcised man… do this wrong and you could put him off fellatio or even cause him pain
- The specific hand placement that can help increase the enjoyment
- 3 almost sure-fire ways to convince your man to trim or shave down there and 9 tips to perform the shave properly
- Understand the 4 components of the penis so you can lick, suck and caress the right places at the right time

etc etc etc …

Deci, cum va ziceam, mare e gradina (d)om(n)ului …

Si cine cumpara primeste inca 5 carti cadou:
- How To Give Amazing Hand Jobs
- How To Make His Blow Job Unforgettable
- 53 Sexy Coupons
- 101 Romantic Ideas
- How To Give a Great Massages

Asa ca … fetelor, la treaba ! :-) :-) :-)

Melodia de care vreau sa va fac sa va amintiti are o istorie care incepe prin 1933, cand nenea Roaring Lion inregistra “Ugly Woman”.

Versurile melodiei originale: Ugly Woman – The Roaring Lion (1934)

I’m warning men be wise
In choosing your girlfriends take my advice
There is a lot to lose
For much depends on the one you choose
You like happiness, comfort in life, unity and a peace loving wife?
But that can only be
if you observe my philosophy

So if you want to be happy and live a king’s life
never make a pretty woman your wife
(click pentru a citi mai departe)

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Dupa ceva vreme, in 1963, devine melodie de top la categoria “rhythm and blues” fiind re-cantata de Jimmy Soul, sub numele de “If You Wanna Be Happy”.

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Dupa cum e si firesc, am lasat la urma varianta pe care eu o stiam. Anume cea interpretata de Joe Dolce.

Reggae -
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman you wife.
So for my personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Prrretty woman with the pretty face
Tracks attention in every placeWhen she walks she makes the men all moon
Pretty soon
pretty soon you’re alone.

If you want to be happy . . .

Course a big fat woman keeps you warm at home
Lots of meat shaking on the bone.
When she throws the big leg on you
AII night long makes a dream come true.

If you want to be happy . . .
Reggae italian . . . big piano solo . . . not bad he . . .
Next time try two fingers . . . accordion quick . . .
Ah
that’s my kind of music . . . clap the hands . . . it’s alright . . .
Ok . . . clap the hands everybody . . . little bit of italian applause . . .

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Don’t make a fancy woman your wife
If you want to be happy . . .

Course a fancy woman got a fancy taste -
She spends all the day fixing up her face.
Why she got to use so much of powder and paste
When she kisses you it’s a funny taste.

If you want to be happy . . .
If you want to be happy . . .

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So for Giuseppe’s personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Ah, it makes me feel so good.