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30
Apr

Copii spun lucruri traz.. adevarate

   Posted by: musashi Tags: , ,

Be aware of what we model for our kids.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
– Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re
stuck with.
– Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
– Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
– Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
– Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
– Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they’re rich.
– Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
- – Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- – Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
– Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
– Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is……..
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
– Ricky, age 10

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15
Mar

si care nu ma va ajunge niciodata

   Posted by: musashi Tags:

Din seria de scrieri ale tertilor care au ceva a spune mai inteligent decat noi, va invit azi la o mini-marinsorescu-niada.

Ganditor si cu mainile la spate
Merg pe calea ferata,
Drumul cel mai drept
Cu putinta.

Din spatele meu, cu viteza,
Vine un tren
Care n-a auzit nimic despre mine.

Acest tren – martor mi-e Zenon batranul -
Nu ma va ajunge niciodata,
Pentru ca eu mereu voi avea un avans
Fata de lucrurile care nu gandesc.

Sau chiar daca, brutal,
Va trece peste mine,
Intotdeauna se va gasi un om
Care sa mearga in fata lui
Plin de ganduri
Si cu mainile la spate.

Ca mine acum
In fata monstrului negru
Care se apropie cu o viteza inspaimantatoare,
Si care nu ma va ajunge
Niciodata.

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15
Ian

pai ce pushca mea …

   Posted by: musashi Tags: ,

This is my rifle.
There are many like it but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.
Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
Amen.

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Ca tot suntem in 16 noiembrie .. pe la 1816 se nastea Andrei Muresanu, poet si revolutionar roman din Transilvania, este autorul poemului “Un rasunet”, scris la Brasov pe melodia anonima a unui vechi imn religios “Din sanul maicii mele” si denumit ulterior “Desteapta-te romane !” care mai tarziu devine imn revolutionar – fiind numit de Nicolae Balcescu “Marseilleza romanilor”.

Muresanu
Anton Pann este creditat ca autor al muzicii imnului, dar melodia pe care Andrei Muresanu a pus versurile sale avea o larga circulatie in epoca si nu i se cunoaste cu certitudine autorul. Din 1990, acesta a devenit imnul Romaniei care in esenta este alcătuit din unsprezece strofe. La ocazii festive se interpretează strofele 1, 2, 4 şi 11.
Andrei Muresanu se stinge din viata in data de 12 octombrie 1863 la varsta de 46 ani. Tot el, Andrei Muresanu este posesorul unui citat cu mare valoare anume “Arta presupune stiinta, insa stiinta nu totdeauna arta.”

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15
Noi

Fabula celor doua broaste

   Posted by: misteric Tags: , , , ,

Incepe cam asa … o broasca optimista si una pesimista cad intr-un borcan cu smantana.
Ce gandeste fiecare ?
Broasca pesimista : “Sunt terminata, nu pot respira. Nu mai pot iesi, ma voi inneca”. Si asa s-a si intamplat.
Broasca optimista nu stia nici ea ce sa faca, dar fiind optimista avea speranta si avand speranta s-a apucat de treaba. Asa ca a inceput sa miste in toate directiile. Dadea din picioare cu putere. Ce s-a intamplat ? Ei bine, smantana s-a transformat in unt si curand broasca optimista s-a trezit pe o bucata de unt, rasufland usurata.

“Toate acestea dovedesc ca e mai bine sa incerci ceva decat sa nu faci nimic.”

brosti

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