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Amantul

   Posted by: misteric   in Bancuri, Funny

O femeie era in pat cu amantul cand sotul a intrat pe usa apartamentului.
“Repede … ii spuse ea amantului – treci in coltul camerei.”
Si repede l-a uns cu ulei de corp si l-a pudrat cu talc.
“Nu te misca, pretindem ca esti o statuie.”
“Ce e asta ?” intreba sotul mirat cand intra in dormitor.
“Oh, e o statuie – zise ea – Familia Smith si-a luat una si mi-a placut mult astfel ca am luat si pentru noi.”
Sotul nu a mai zis nimic pana seara cand s-au culcat.
Peste noapte insa, sotul s-a trezit, s-a dus in bucatarie, apoi s-a intors cu un sandwich si o bere.
“Ia ! – l-a imbiat pe cel care statea impietrit in coltul camerei – mananca ! Am stat asa doua zile la familia Smith si nimeni nu mi-a dat nici macar un pahar cu apa !” :lol:

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uncle i.u.G.G.
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:mrgreen:

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November 19th, 2009 at 08:51
Axxe
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ce caterinca :) ) :mrgreen: :lol:

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November 19th, 2009 at 16:53
uncle i.u.G.G.
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…bancu’ ca bancu’, dar caricatura e super[ba]…

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November 19th, 2009 at 18:30
Axxe
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:twisted:

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November 19th, 2009 at 19:30
musashi
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Te simti cumva a avea vreo legatura, nea iugg-ule ? :roll: ;-)

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November 19th, 2009 at 20:11
uncle i.u.G.G.
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:roll:

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November 19th, 2009 at 20:38
misteric
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fesele de mare anvergura … shio fi dat cu pudra ? :lol:

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November 20th, 2009 at 12:32
delia
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sexy round ass :oops:

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November 20th, 2009 at 14:18
uncle i.u.G.G.
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:grin:

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November 20th, 2009 at 17:49
prigo
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si avea nasu precum morcovu :lol:

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November 21st, 2009 at 13:37
Mathias
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de aici te poti inspira f usor :smile:

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November 21st, 2009 at 23:43
prigo
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fi original Mathias nu te inspira, nu inhala aerul celorlalti in plamani :x

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November 22nd, 2009 at 17:14
Mathias
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cred ca faci o mare confuzie prigo :smile: , imi pare rau dar rar dau replici ;-)

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November 22nd, 2009 at 21:05
prigo
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hai ma ca e chiar sexy omu o avea si potential :?: par babete tipele :lol:

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November 30th, 2009 at 23:38
Mathias
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mda…academia catavencu … :lol:

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December 5th, 2009 at 22:51
delia
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daca nu are potential are un nas mare cu care poa sa faca multe lucruri frumoase :twisted:

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December 6th, 2009 at 12:37
Smution Papion
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cautati amant si nu stiti unde? acum exista smutu, amant de ne-meserie :!: :cool:

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December 9th, 2009 at 14:32
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