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Amantul

   Posted by: misteric   in Bancuri, Funny
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O femeie era in pat cu amantul cand sotul a intrat pe usa apartamentului.
“Repede … ii spuse ea amantului – treci in coltul camerei.”
Si repede l-a uns cu ulei de corp si l-a pudrat cu talc.
“Nu te misca, pretindem ca esti o statuie.”
“Ce e asta ?” intreba sotul mirat cand intra in dormitor.
“Oh, e o statuie – zise ea – Familia Smith si-a luat una si mi-a placut mult astfel ca am luat si pentru noi.”
Sotul nu a mai zis nimic pana seara cand s-au culcat.
Peste noapte insa, sotul s-a trezit, s-a dus in bucatarie, apoi s-a intors cu un sandwich si o bere.
“Ia ! – l-a imbiat pe cel care statea impietrit in coltul camerei – mananca ! Am stat asa doua zile la familia Smith si nimeni nu mi-a dat nici macar un pahar cu apa !” :lol:

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    uncle i.u.G.G.
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    ce caterinca :)) :mrgreen: :lol:

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    uncle i.u.G.G.
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    …bancu’ ca bancu’, dar caricatura e super[ba]…

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    November 19th, 2009 at 19:30
    musashi
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    Te simti cumva a avea vreo legatura, nea iugg-ule ? :roll: ;-)

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    uncle i.u.G.G.
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    November 19th, 2009 at 20:38
    misteric
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    fesele de mare anvergura … shio fi dat cu pudra ? :lol:

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    delia
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    sexy round ass :oops:

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    uncle i.u.G.G.
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    prigo
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    si avea nasu precum morcovu :lol:

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    November 21st, 2009 at 13:37
    Mathias
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    de aici te poti inspira f usor :smile:

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    November 21st, 2009 at 23:43
    prigo
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    fi original Mathias nu te inspira, nu inhala aerul celorlalti in plamani :x

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    November 22nd, 2009 at 17:14
    Mathias
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    cred ca faci o mare confuzie prigo :smile: , imi pare rau dar rar dau replici ;-)

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    November 22nd, 2009 at 21:05
    prigo
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    hai ma ca e chiar sexy omu o avea si potential :?: par babete tipele :lol:

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    November 30th, 2009 at 23:38
    Mathias
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    mda…academia catavencu … :lol:

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    December 5th, 2009 at 22:51
    delia
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    daca nu are potential are un nas mare cu care poa sa faca multe lucruri frumoase :twisted:

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    December 6th, 2009 at 12:37
    Smution Papion
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    cautati amant si nu stiti unde? acum exista smutu, amant de ne-meserie :!: :cool:

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