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Sep

Sirena cea mica

   Posted by: misteric   in Bancuri, Caricaturi, Glume
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Trei sirene mergeau pe sub apa, in apropierea unei plaje. La un moment dat intalnesc in cale un barbat care intrase gol in mare si vazand doar partea de sub apa, cea mai mica dintre sirene le intreaba pe surorile ei:
“Ce este asta?” Acestea, amuzate, ii zic in gluma : “Sunt jocuri mecanice!”

“Pai cum functioneaza astea?” – intreaba mirata cea mica. “Uite asa.” – zice cea mare si se duce la corp si apuca de penis si trage o data scurt in jos de el. Din sperietura barbatul scapa prosopul cu care intrase in mare. Cea mare spune “Vezi, am castigat un prosop !”

Cea mijlocie se duce si ea si trage o data scurt de penisul barbatului si acesta scapa si sapunul pe care il avea in mana. Aceasta zice “Vezi am castigat si eu un sapun !”

Cea mica se duce si ea si apuca de penis si trage de el, dar barbatul nu mai avea nimic in maini. Si trage, si trage, si trage suparata ca ea nu castiga nimic si la un moment dat zice :
“Am castigat si eu ceva………Sampon!” :lol:

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  • 4 comments so far

    Mikidutza
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    asteaa mici …sunt periculoase :))) haha…

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    September 10th, 2009 at 12:06
    misteric
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    ehe si inca cum :twisted: mwuahahaha

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    September 10th, 2009 at 12:09
    Axxe
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    foarte tare bancu…si da astea mici is periculoase rau :mrgreen:

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    September 10th, 2009 at 16:03
    prigo
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    ca o sirena invata sa zaca pe apa :grin:

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    October 16th, 2009 at 13:54
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