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  Posted by Valentin on November 24th, 2007 | Comments Off

Have you notice the picture ?

Usualy, is easy to notice the picture in a text, is in fact also why certain “newspappers” looks more popular – according to printed/sold number.

Yet, is not about printing or editors here.

Is about internet marketing.

What in the name of holly bank account have to do internet marketing (particulary this tutorial) with fire/escaoe ladders ?

Simple.

Internet marketers – generaly, any business man or whatever any in whatever field – trying hard to go up on a [income + fame] scale. Scale or ladder. But, as in any else, internet marketing is not infinite wide. Have a limited space, like a pipe, or better said, like the ladder in the image.

So what ?

Well, think a bit. If people would climb the ladder orderly, one by one in the order they reach on bottom end of lader, woulnd`t ever be any problem.
Yet, woulnd`t ever be needed existance of gurus.

In reality, people willing-wishing-dreaming to be or become or be admited as internet marketers, try hard not only to climb, but to climb faster and eventually surpass one(s) above them. Why ? For income-fame.

Trouble appear when a such “pipe” is filled, at a certain level, with several climbing shoulder to shoulder. It will, inevitable, be a moment when they`ll be stuck – none can go up-forward, all start (after some time) to slide down.

Yes, there is a way out. Sitting in a (vertical) line and not trying to excell one “above” thru greed, false, lie, cheat, imorality, evile methods and so on. If one is better than the previous, it will have better reward, when time comes.
But gurus will allways “teach” you is nothing wrong in being no matter how, if is to reach your goals. Gurus will show you “world” in nice bright colours.
Why ?
because :

There`s another “way out”. Gurus way : “dont rush, here`s another ladder, pay (buy my e-book, by my software, buy membership tp my classes etc.) and use it.
Sure, the “brand new” ladder is old, useless, incomplete in height, shortly, have all ingredients to make peoples pay but not climb to heigh before they will block themself again …

You want an obvious example ? How many times were (and continue to show off) on “market” all kinda e-products about “new ways” or “secret ways” of SEO use ? Or Adsense. Or attracting traffic.
Or whorst : kinda GDI style e-products.

(to be continued)

  Posted by Valentin on November 21st, 2007 | Comments Off

Hehe .. no, I`m not Valentin, i`m 77/Aa-873#b3 the alien.

Valentin keep reading an email since saturday.
He keep reading and reading and can`t belive his eyes how .. well, I`ll let him tell you in tomorrow`s post what`s all about.

Today I`ll follow internet marketing gurus way and I`ll tell you about :

GOOGLE PR SYSTEM – MADE EASY TO UNDERSTAND AND USE

All in only ONE picture, which is bellow :

Are you ready ?

Yes, ladies, gentlemans and virgins (if any), that`s all. Is really that simple as in above pic.

Enjoy your google with future .. aaaaaaaa .. ops .. enjoy your future with google !

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  Posted by Valentin on November 17th, 2007 | Comments

Anybody, any comment to those ?

When an official place is extremely busy and someone comes in thoughtlessly with some business or other, often there are people who will treat him coldly and become angry. This is not good at all. At such times, the etiquette of a samurai is to calm himself and deal with the person in a good manner. To treat a person harshly is the way of middle class lackeys.

According to the situation, there are times when you must rely on a person for something or other. If this is done repeatedly, it becomes a matter of importuning that person and can be rather rude. If there is something that must be done, it is better not to rely on others.

In China there was once a man who liked pictures of dragons, and his clothing and furnishings were all designed accordingly. His deep affection for dragons was brought to the attention of the dragon god, and one day a real dragon appeared before his window. It is said that he died of fright. He was probably a man who always spoke big words but acted differently when facing the real thing.

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BONUS

I promise I`ll become a religious man if this year`s christmas Santa will bring me one Nokia like this one …

  Posted by Valentin on November 14th, 2007 | Comments

During ceaushescu “age” (1964 – 1989 comunist leader in Romania), there was a joke. Yes, some of the people saying it may have seen political prisons for saying political jokes .. often even died for …

But ..

The original joke:

Radio program.

5:00 am – Comrad N. Ceaushescu have weak up, you should do the same.
(some comunist songs)
5:05 am – Comrad N. Ceaushescu is washing his theets, you should do the same.
(another comunist song)
5:20 am – Comrad N. Ceaushescu is getting dressed, you should do the same.
(again some “patriotic” song)
5:40 am – Comrad N. Ceaushescu reading newspapper, you should do the same.
(more comunist songs)
6:00 am – Comrad N. Ceaushescu is going to eat his breakfast, whish him good apetite.

Now, I can`t stop myself not to see the huge similarity with gurus life style ..

Here`s the adapted variant, as is fit for gurus activity style :

Any hour – (guru name) have weak up, you should do the same.

15 mins later – (guru name) is starting his pc, you should do the same.

30 mins later – (guru name) is reading online news, you should do the same.

60 mins later – (guru name) is checking his RSS feed, you should do hurry subscribe to his feed.

120 mins later – (guru name) is going to cash in his checks, whish him good luck.

What ? Isn`t funny ?
But would be if I`ll replace (guru name) with some .. example ?

Neah .. I don`t want to take this purest form of pleasure from you …

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