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qvat erat demonstratum, funny style

Scientists proved that a cigarette smoked a day reduce average life time with about 2 hours.
Specialists demonstrated that drinking a bottle of wiskey a day will shorten life with about 4 hours.
I tell you, is obviously and demonstrated : absolute record belongs to work : shorten your life with about 8 hours a day …
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Filed under: best jokes, general on October 27th, 2007

fun way to build a link-love post

Sometime I have funny (read weird) ideas. Sometime those ideas are born while I`m bored, sometime from curiosity, sometime is imposible to estabilish what generated the idea.
Fact is, this post bellow is one of those ideas born from thin air, while I can`t say is the Holly Ghost what “inspired” me.
Btw, about the Holly Ghost […]

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Filed under: relations on October 26th, 2007