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  Posted by Valentin on October 24th, 2007 | Comments Off

Yo, humans.

Yes, is me again, 77/Aa-873#b3 the alien, Valentin`s friend.

Shhhhh ! Qeep quiet ! He does not know I`m here typing this and more, he does not know I steal a script from his huge collection just to give it away for free to you.

You know ! All humans using a `puter had, every now and then, face the problem :

The need for a screen shoot.

Many image viewers and image editors do that more or less easy-way for you, humans (me, as alien, I only need to want it and is there).

Among many things doing screenshoots, Valentin use often Screen-Shoot-It.
Is a tiny piece of software which do only screen shoots, full screen or only active window.

You can have it too now ! (download link error fixed)

Enjoy it and let me know if you liked.

Your dedicated alien,
77/Aa-873#b3

ps : don`t forget, comments are free of charge.

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  Posted by Valentin on October 22nd, 2007 | Comments

Did you missed the news about blogrush ?
There you have a blogwrestling about it

I`ve heard lot of good impressions words about John Reese. Some go even to say “John Reese`s marketing prowess is excellent” ..

And i wonder .. as allways .. is it fame make people follow somebody – mean if someone is praised, mean is good ?

sidenote
Long a go, I was refused for police academy because of my height. They required MORE than 170 cm height, while I was exactly that. I run then for another military-like institution where I was not limited by height and .. guess what ? 3 years later I was invited to “join the forces” in that time police (militia, comunist equivalent of police), regardless of height ..
I was awared of what kinda stupid minds were admited only because they had the height, so I refused.
I learned that time (again) that what counts is not the appearence. Is more important to set-have goals you can reach. And to know to admit when something is to big … to admit when you wrong …

Coming back to subject, suprisingly (not), today I find out that johncow dot com and many others were banned from using blogrush “thing”.

I had said many times and in many places that blogrush is a trash meant to bring more to those who allready have.

So, you could say “nothing new under the sky, what`s the rush?”.

As I reach here and read the cow`s stuff, I peek an eye to that post comments.

One of comments is claimed to be written by all-mighty John Reese.
What J.R. CLAIM in his blog :

You will now notice that all non-English, spam, and low quality blogs (or others that didn’t meet all of our guidelines) are GONE from appearing in your widget. We removed over 10,000 blogs from our network.

If you had a “make money” related blog you should know that we had to be extra strict with that category — because most of the blogs in that category were heavy with ads and promotional material compared with the ratio of tips, techniques,

OMG !

Bellow, is John Reese`s comment on johncow dot com post (and my grumpy observations in small italics).

John Reese

October 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 am
John Reese from BlogRush here.

I am not sure why your blog (johncow dot com blog) wasn’t approved by the reviewer that reviewed your blog. (We have a team of reviewers.) From what I can tell, your blog passes our guidelines. I’m not sure if the reviewer loaded your blog on a day where your primary post(s) were heavy on the promotional side or not — that’s just a guess of what might have influenced them.

Holly coconut milk ! A team of reviewers who are not able to see if a blog is or not in accordance with policy rules .. “maybe reviewed in a wrong day” … Sure was a tuesday, allways tuesdays are related to “3 badluck hours” ..

You have my email address from this comment. Please contact me directly (if you wish) and I will investigate the issue for you and see about reactivating your account.

So .. “if you wish” .. despite you admited 2 lines above is no rules break, instead to say “sorry, was a mistake made by a reviewer, sorry, your account is back” .. no, you ask people of johncow to BEG for reinstate ..

AND FOR THE RECORD…

No one is being BANNED from BlogRush.

Mister John Reese, i want to tell you something so simple I think even a new born know :
not able to use my account ALLWAYS mean BANNED.
Temporary, permanent, full or partialy, but BANNED.

The shit bellow about “inactive” is just semantics.

If any account doesn’t have any approved blogs, the account is moved to an “inactive” status until changes are made or until another blog that meets our guidelines gets approved. Nothing happens to referrals or an account’s referral network; they are left completely intact and as soon as the account is “active” again everything returns to the way it was.

Relative to bold .. do you mean one should change his design-layout to be accepted ?
Is the blogrush a such high authority, aproved and recomended by UNO, CIA, g w bush, aliens coalition (Hi, is me, 77/Aa-873#b3, the alien. No, Universe Alien Coalition have not aproved blogrush.) and others so one MUST change his blog to stay as member ?

* I just found out that your pingback message was deleted by one of our blog moderators because we don’t want any comments (or pingbacks) showing up for that main post. A few childish users started posting profanity and other garbage that was getting past our filters and we needed to shut it off for now.

It seems that again you make semantics. What the fuck have to do pingbacks with “profanity” ?

Oh, shit, you`re right, ALL pingbacks would have be ONLY criticism … and you can`t stand to face criticism, specialy when is true and you`re wrong …

There’s no “conspiracy theory” happening. In fact, we’ve been incredibly transparent and honest ever since we launched — openly admitting to mistakes that we’ve made and what we planned to do about them.

There is only one thing you should have done allready (and is not to late, yet) : admit the true facts blogrush is a linkexchange “program” meant to support big guys to become bigger and, therefore, simply DROP IT ! Delete the all issue (read blogrush crap) together with your “I`ll be the most famous guy in known universe and beyond” dreams.

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five4all dot com have never intended, have no intentions and will never think to join blogrush crap. I think is just a mlm shit with a new smilie face to make it credible.

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Special thanks for writting about :

Mr Gee
internet marketing sucks
a blog about nothing
McGrath
all tips and tricks
5x mom

and so on ..

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  Posted by Valentin on October 22nd, 2007 | Comments

By the powers I have been invested by myself (you don`t like that I have this authority, you can bribe me to remove my powers), I declare the day of 22 october as the

Day of the dead terrorist.

Anyway, isn`t that the skeletron guy looks like g w bush, just far more funny ?

Well, ok, g w bush is also sometime funny, but never on purpose and allways is amazed that some of what he say or do is worldwide taken as jokes …

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  Posted by Valentin on October 20th, 2007 | Comments Off

Hello ladies, gentlmens and virgins (if any).
Is me, 77/Aa-873#b3, your favourite alien, with a brand new three-in-one article.

Isn`t amazing ? five4all dot com is the only `n` unique funny virtual-reality place to find this kinda offer – 3 posts in one, and for free.

chapter one

Recently I found among comments halted as spam a strange one.

If you have not time to read-and-ROFLMAO, here`s a briefing :
A guy want to get married with a girl named Mary. He choosed to make the proposal in a very spamy way – a newsletter which people are to forward to them friends and so on until sometime will reach to Mary`s inbox.

Well, if you think that`s all, well .. no. He, the guy, have been gifted by some friends with an domain name and a host and ..

… Furthermore Kumiko whose templates I found on the web – thank you Kumiko for providing free templates.

K U M I K O ? ! ? ! ? !

Oh, holly railway steam engine !
I (think? hope?) is not THAT kumiko .. While THIS one is spoted here.

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part 2

I wonder .. any of you, humans, have paid a visit to this page ?
Have you paid a close attention there ?

Is a word is keep repeating – Stanford.
12 of those people have or had something to do with Stanford University.

Is it a coincidence ?

Anyway, Stanford university have a motto :
“The wind of freedom blows.”
Well, to me that sounds like spelled by that jedi character from Star Wars movie, that funny little guy, Yoda.
I mean words are twisted ..
Taking the lately google behave and obviously targets they have set as goals, the above motto, correct pronounced would be :
“The wind blows of freedom.”, where, of course, wind is google …

I`m affraid that my buddy, Hamlet, was right, indeed “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.” … just is not about the state of Denmark ..

I`ll use a future opportunity to say some things about google`s business ethics, yet I think you, readers, reading things there, you`ll eventualy got the point …

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third episode

I have a gift for you.
What ? Of course is free, all gifts are suposed to be free ..

Just download the thing, no string attached.

From the desktop of
Your devoted alien,

77/Aa-873#b3

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