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  Posted by Valentin on October 30th, 2007 | Comments Off

I strongly belive humour is or can be highly educative, I allways had the belive, the trust, that humour is one of top 3 tools-methods to reach a better world.
Better world, I mean people more comunicative, more open-minded, more ready to see realities around, more hard to be fooled by politicians-and-gurus tricks and so on.

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One philosopher, one biologist, one architect and one politician were once together having a talk about God`s profession.

Philosopher say : First of all, God was a philosopher. He create theorie`s basics and principles of life, as a philosopher he is.
Biologist deny : Ridiculos ! Obviously, God first create animals, plants, humans and any life form, so he is a biologist.
Philosopher agreed but architect rant : Wrong-wrong-wrong ! God first created heaven and universe and earth, replacing original nonsense chaos, and this prove he is an architect.
Philosopher and biologist agreed but politician, smiling, ask all three : Well, well .. to create the original nonsense chaos, that`s not proves that God have politician skils ?

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Internet marketing income types :

Onion income – soon you start take it a part, tears flow over ..
Wretched income – is not helpfull, make you suffer, but can`t live without him ..
Diet income – makes you eat less and lesser ..
Atheist income – you trust him but soon you start doubt his existence ..
Magic income – show up then dissapear ..
Storm income – you can predict when comes but never sure how much will last ..
Black-humour income – each time you see it, you start laughing ..
Impotent income – when you need it more, it will let you down ..
Menstruation income – comes every month but last only 4 days ..

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  Posted by Valentin on October 28th, 2007 | Comments

HAHAHA !

Google`s PageRank “device” seems to continue the up-down evolution.
After succesfully PR drop on large part of blogosphere, after hundreds of reactions (mostly negative), after the great accomplish of big G to drop his own youtube rank .. now, surprise :

certain PR ranks start to “come back”.

WOW !!!

This lead me to think to some things only my sick-brain could think :

- is it this “revival” permanent – I mean previous drop was a “loose control” kinda and now guys managed to fix things back ?
- is this just a momentary raise every here and there just to keep certain people`s trust-faith in big G`s tools ?

- or maybe this is actualy a weakness showed by google`s systems (and people behind those systems), wich comes to re-state what ANY dictatorial-and-monopoly-like proven along the history ?
What those have proven ? That they are not reliable in a long terms, that practice subjective favoritism, that decisions are based on will to “overwrite” the competitors and so on.

Ok, I agree, google IS the best SEARCH ENGINE, for now.
Ok, I agree google have this “things” called adwords-adsense which realy works (well, works for some, anyway ..).

BUT google is not the “mommy and daddy” and probably will never be.
Simply because a search engine goals is to make users happy returning reliable and relevant results.

While google ceased to be ONLY a search engine when decided to DIRECT involve into RANKING THE RESULTS using algorithms which ACTIVELY INFLUENCE the search itself.

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This site, five4all dot com have been re-p.r.-ed to rank 2 …

Hey, comrad Sergey Brin, take my site and give it (manualy) a PR 11 (from 10).
After, watch me saying same things about google monopoly.

ps : BIGEST question online since internet was created :

Google is a serch engine, an advertising company (read monopoly) or just another ass to be kissed ?

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  Posted by Valentin on October 27th, 2007 | Comments

Scientists proved that a cigarette smoked a day reduce average life time with about 2 hours.

Specialists demonstrated that drinking a bottle of wiskey a day will shorten life with about 4 hours.

I tell you, is obviously and demonstrated : absolute record belongs to work : shorten your life with about 8 hours a day …

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  Posted by Valentin on October 26th, 2007 | Comments

Sometime I have funny (read weird) ideas. Sometime those ideas are born while I`m bored, sometime from curiosity, sometime is imposible to estabilish what generated the idea.

Fact is, this post bellow is one of those ideas born from thin air, while I can`t say is the Holly Ghost what “inspired” me.

Btw, about the Holly Ghost ..
Once a sausages factory expoded and one sausage reach to Heaven. Saint Peter find it and had no idea what the hell (oops !) is it.
He start asking angels around, but none have no idea what is it and what is the use .. Saint Peter then start asking other saints – none of them couldn`t give information.
In a end, saint Peter reach to Holly Virgin, Mary. She said :
- Well, Peter, actually never seen such thing before so I have no idea what is it .. but at a closer look, I can`t stop noticing is looking very similar with Holly Ghost which visited me once …

Back to subject, I think would be funny to know, very briefly, what people had in mind to write about lately.
Therefore I proceed to check keywords density on different blogs I use to visit often (dayly).

Bellow is the list of some blogs and them top 5 keywords.

Aaron : link 69 – blog 42 – love 30 – post 29 – super 27.

Mark : pagerank 8 – top 7 – online 7 – blog 6 – money 6.

Levi : web 22 – site 21 – page 17 – money 17 – sites 15.

Simonne : blog 30 – cats 16 – echo 13 – wordpress 11 – posted 11.

BrownBaron : gadget 18 – reviews 16 – free 14 – votes 13 – brown 12.

Francis : world 14 – links 11 – good 11 – post 10 – october 10.

Sarah-aka-GnomeyNewt : blog 38 – comments 27 – commentors 26 – web 20 – blogs 18.

AntiBarbie : spirits 54 – story 37 – blog 36 – roaches 30 – kind 29.

Danielle : facebook 51 – goth 32 – application 17 – blog 17 – pink 16.

Jason : blog 6 – zombies 5 – great 4 – bad 4 – job 3.

Steve : links 19 – daughter 15 – tequila 15 – wife 14 – site 12.

Vlad : pr 42 – affiliate 27 – widgetbucks 19 – google 17 – disclosure 14.

Opal-aka-Vegan Momma : nikon 18 – internet 15 – marketing 15 – vegan 15 – allinanchorcom 13.

Marde : share 20 – iraq 19 – iran 9 – politics 9 – war 9.

Nirmal : tips 9 – comments 8 – firefox 8 – continue 7 – filed 7.

Dave J : science 25 – god 23 – people 16 – faith 15 – human 15.

Chessnoid : market 15 – blog 14 – site 12 – chessnoid 12 – stock 10.

Note : The research was performed thursday, october 25, at about 21:00, according to top (this page) GMT clock. I removed (hopefully) unintersting words as “it’s” or similar, and also words are only part of layout (month names for example).

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