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  Posted by Valentin on September 28th, 2007 | Comments

General surgeon warning :
This post contain both serious and non-serious stuff in all 3 parts. The use of non-serious stuff, generaly speaking, badly endanger boringness. Allways use laughing with caution and in limited quantities, else people around may loose them bad moods.

part one

I`v claimed many times I am not a fan of memes and widgets, reff to requests quantities of them.
This “meme” is actualy coming from a guy I think is cool, there for I will consider to answer to it, but on my style.

Is about “What’s on your desktop?” meme, which I found it a bit out of the usual memes`s box.

Here`s my home pc desktop yet I haven`t made it according to instructions, but with Irfan screen capture.

second part

During the times I was pro-active flamer, within my circle of “friends” was a word : “hunt carebears !”.

Few days a go, I was rambling around and, once I reached pink, I found myself into a dilema situation :

There was about to care about a (pink ?) bear – and the chance to own one of your own, genuine one, stright from Canada.

Well, this contest have only two requirements – to look like a review (mandatory) and to contain a dot gif picture (optional). No other limitations, the sky is the limits of creativity involved.

What sky ? No sky involved, because winner will be choosed from a hat. Most probably a pinkhatseo.

The review :

Not only that Danielle do not offer just a copy of her blog mascot, she will add some packs of FreshenUp Gum, as a way to show us, her readers, that she care about our dental problems – is well known chewing gum reduce the risk of dental caries and also “replace” some mouth odors ..
I was looking for around the post to find some more details about yet I was not able to see the connection between pink, SEO, bears and .. gum.

But I suspect is because danielle offers as contest reward only a certain bear, but not the one with black leather coat !!!
The conspiration theory applied here would lead to the conclusion that bear is actually a keyword generator or a metatag generator for pink-hat website, or a secret tool which give to her owner some special powers over the internet.

And the bellow pic, once you`ll upload into your blog, will gather info and will send it to .. click on the pic to see where ..

Conclusions :

If one goes in and run to win this contest, should better do it now. Because a pink bear could be usefull in each and every house. You never know when you need one …

joking part

Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, “Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?”
Arthur said, “Yes, that’s me.”

God said, “Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?”
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, “Excuse me, but aren’t You the inventor of woman?”
God said, “Yes.”
“Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions…
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds…
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust…
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!”

“Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.”
God went to celestial-super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper.

“Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to statistics, far more men are riding my invention than yours.”

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