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  Posted by Valentin on September 30th, 2007 | Comments

Some people have questioned me, putting under big doubts if my regular judgement is sane or ..

Reasons would be a lot, but basically, the determinant factor was (also, or mainly) my rejection of the latest “fashion trend” on blogosphere, the use of blogrush.

You know me, I`m not myself if I do things standard way. So, read on :

So, I wont tell you what I do think about blogrush, I will let the Smokie band to do it for me.

1-

a) Is this post a promotion for the use of blogrush, as is a great resource ?

Let`s see :

You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain, i’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
(your are so vain)

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2-

a) Blogrush is a system which claim it will drive a flood of targeted visitors to your web address.
b) Blogrush will redirect even more to your address if you reffer more people to use the system, as they will be your downline traffic generator.
c) Above is valid for people are in your downline.

What Smokie would say ?

Don’t talk to me of shattered dreams,
Of course you don’t know what it means,
To live for someone else, you can’t just take,
And when you’re bitten by the truth,
You blame it on your mis-spent youth,
You never seem to learn by your mistakes.
So don’t talk to me of wild wild angels,
Wild wild angels on the skyways,
Those wild wild angels on the highways of your life,
‘Cos it’s people like you who never knew,
What wild wild angels have to face.
(wild wild angels)

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3-

a) Is possible to get +2 visits (from others) out of ONE exposure of a widget ?
b) Do people who visit one site – whorst even, by rss reader – really want to leave that site to reach who knows where ?

Well,

But stranger you’re in danger
Of losing me
Oh stranger you’re in danger
Of losing me
(stranger)

4-

a) Is blogrush system willingfully present itself as being “viral” using a mlm method proven to be unoperational ?
b) Would this system be able to work against the stream, as stating that once you bring in the system “bigger names” than you, you`ll get far more traffic ?
c) Is “viral pyramidal” system suddenly something so different that would actually be valid for more than top levels ?
d) On real, one site with low number of visits can compete on get bigger downline than another with 2-100 times more visits ?

The answer is :

Getting so sick of your silly lies,
I may have been dumb, but I’m getting wise
Oh, set me free, I got to see
The other side of the road
Oh, let me go, I got to know
The other side of the road
(the other side of the road)

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5- (I will broke the above style at this question and I`ll use my personal opinion)

a) Do one have to be first in the system to be able to have a pertinent opinion about ?

Answer(s) :

- imagine someone is in a room and have no view to outside – in a basement, for example – world. Would that one need more than to know what time is it to know if outside is day or night ?
- imagine someone in a room and looking outside thru the closed window and see is snowing – do the one should first step outside to find out is cold and must get well dressed ?

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Conclusion about blogrush and system`s future :

So she’ll cry just a little for a few dollars more.
She’ll lie just a little like she’s done it before.
She’ll take it, she’ll fake it for a few dollars more.
She’ll show you her heart, then show you the door.
(for a few dollars more)

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I can not let you go away with only this. I have to ask you :

Do you think is a coincidence that pyramid-like system of blogrush have been highly promoted by so called “big guys” prior to be promoted by smaller individuals, despite the “request” is well recomended to have “biger” on your downline ?
Do you think promotion of this system was “natural” or in fact was hyped while recomended by so called “big guys with big names” ?

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  Posted by Valentin on September 29th, 2007 | Comments

Hello again to all humans, males, females and virgins (hmm .. any outhere left ?).

Yestarday Valentin asked me to write a Blogwrestling© post here for today, while he will be busy checking beers on a new discovered pub downtown.

So, here we go .. damn, here`s a problem, maybe ..

After a look on his notices I found this address : http://warriorblog.net ..
But once browser pointed there, I was redirected to .. http://honestknowledge.com/warriorblog/

Ok, never mind, is not a tragedy …

After a short – I mean very short – visit there, I was stoned of this blogger knowledge, which seems to be at least at the edge of supernatural ..

He say there somewhere “Why I Left Your Blog Within 10 Seconds“.

HOW he can do that and I can`t ? After all, i`m the alien here … How ?

Simple :

I immediately peek at their Alexa Rank and Page Rank. I observe the amount of traffic they are getting by doing this.

WOW ! Page rank is about traffic … cool !

And :

The next thing I do is I scroll down their page – observing the amount of comments they receive and the quality of their post. By observing how much comment and the quality of their post – I can predict what kind of content they write and the activeness of their blog

Holly lodge ! Scrolling down = find the quality of content = prediction of blog subjects !!!

Man, this guy is really good !
How did he reach to this performances ?

Well, first let`s see another post, More Subscribers and Traffic With This Fool Proof Method for example.

I guarantee you that you can get an increase of about 20-30 more subscribers and comments in one week.

This method is so simple that you might just become bore instantly once I tell you it. The method is using MyBlogLog… You heard me right- we are going to use MyBlogLog to get targeted traffic and therefore more subscribers and comment.

How ? First step, you should

Sign up and create a relevant profile to your blog, so that people can see that you are the owner of that blog. Include your blog site URL in the “about me” section.

Really ?

Let`s see this guy MyBlogLog dot com page :

Hmm .. what do he teach others to do ?

Sign up and create a relevant profile to your blog, so that people can see that you are the owner of that blog. Include your blog site URL in the “about me” section.

Where is the power of example ?
he teach others to do something he looks like never even tryied to do ?

Intersting … and bellow I found how he can so fast do a full research of a blog quality :

Now you might be complaining how long this is going to take but hear me out.
It only took me 15-30 minutes to visit over 600 members and left a mark.
I have had about 5-10% of those members coming back to visit me and some even left a message.
This was how I manage to get more comments and visitors.

30 minutes = 1800 seconds
1800 seconds : 600 members`s pages = THREE F…LOOONG* SECOND ON EACH PAGE !!!!
(* the “fucking” word was replaced as public requested in comments area. Yet I know could mean long, awfull, awesome, great, big, lousy and many other meaning, not necesarely related to sexual encounter. But I forgot also some monks read my blog …)

Holly microphone ! I can`t even browse so fast on MBL, nor even on net … That thinking for 30 mins = 600 pages, if we take the 15 mins term …

I can come to only one logical conclusion (out of two) :

This guy`s browser is somehow set to close any page after max 10 seconds. Durring this time, he MUST figured out all stuff.
Probably he do that since ages, while he become so experimented he can browse, read, see one MBL page and also leave a mark .. ops, “mark” is there left automaticaly, on MBL ..

The other option,

( which can be spoted out also from HERE, read this :

as example. )

I don`t want to consider.

While this would mean
- either he have no idea what is a blog about – expressing personal opinions of blogger – ,
- or his blogging experience is low (as time spent and/or as what a blog is in real – a journal, not a tool to make money),
- or he is default shallow-approach-things kinda.

No, I refuse to consider this second option.

…………

However, as allways Levi say,

internet marketing sucks big times !!!

77/Aa-873#b3
the alien

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ps : if you are new here, or never seen it, it may be usefull to click the “warning” link bellow …

  Posted by Valentin on September 28th, 2007 | Comments

General surgeon warning :
This post contain both serious and non-serious stuff in all 3 parts. The use of non-serious stuff, generaly speaking, badly endanger boringness. Allways use laughing with caution and in limited quantities, else people around may loose them bad moods.

part one

I`v claimed many times I am not a fan of memes and widgets, reff to requests quantities of them.
This “meme” is actualy coming from a guy I think is cool, there for I will consider to answer to it, but on my style.

Is about “What’s on your desktop?” meme, which I found it a bit out of the usual memes`s box.

Here`s my home pc desktop yet I haven`t made it according to instructions, but with Irfan screen capture.

second part

During the times I was pro-active flamer, within my circle of “friends” was a word : “hunt carebears !”.

Few days a go, I was rambling around and, once I reached pink, I found myself into a dilema situation :

There was about to care about a (pink ?) bear – and the chance to own one of your own, genuine one, stright from Canada.

Well, this contest have only two requirements – to look like a review (mandatory) and to contain a dot gif picture (optional). No other limitations, the sky is the limits of creativity involved.

What sky ? No sky involved, because winner will be choosed from a hat. Most probably a pinkhatseo.

The review :

Not only that Danielle do not offer just a copy of her blog mascot, she will add some packs of FreshenUp Gum, as a way to show us, her readers, that she care about our dental problems – is well known chewing gum reduce the risk of dental caries and also “replace” some mouth odors ..
I was looking for around the post to find some more details about yet I was not able to see the connection between pink, SEO, bears and .. gum.

But I suspect is because danielle offers as contest reward only a certain bear, but not the one with black leather coat !!!
The conspiration theory applied here would lead to the conclusion that bear is actually a keyword generator or a metatag generator for pink-hat website, or a secret tool which give to her owner some special powers over the internet.

And the bellow pic, once you`ll upload into your blog, will gather info and will send it to .. click on the pic to see where ..

Conclusions :

If one goes in and run to win this contest, should better do it now. Because a pink bear could be usefull in each and every house. You never know when you need one …

joking part

Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, “Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?”
Arthur said, “Yes, that’s me.”

God said, “Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?”
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, “Excuse me, but aren’t You the inventor of woman?”
God said, “Yes.”
“Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions…
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds…
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust…
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!”

“Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.”
God went to celestial-super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper.

“Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to statistics, far more men are riding my invention than yours.”

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  Posted by Valentin on September 26th, 2007 | Comments

Rude-fingered light, bent rays,
don’t pull me, prick me, try to wake me.
Paint your pictures on other eyes.
Pale shafts, dawn messengers –
bird songs, child’s-play laughs on your back –
drop your notes in other ears.
Time-tossed, sense-tickled, my body
will not emerge from its slumber,
sleep-submerged, dream-steeped, hope-bathed.
Hie thee! Away with thee, Sun!
A curse, a pox on you! For shame.
Leave me lie, I won’t look on you.
Reason rouser, clarity coaxer,
Truth triller, deceit dispeller,
ball of flame, gas, constancy, prose.
Trade places with, bring back the tide’s queen,
it is she I serve, she I worship,
her faint glow a soft-handed caress.
O green-lit mystery, shape-shifting,
muddled, puddled panderer;
O voodoo-vaunted trickster,
goddess of poetry, of change,
calm conjurer, peaceful puzzler,
cold, curved, cratered rock, come back!
Pry my lashes, Sun, you cannot win.
I will pull you in, to my den,
to my chimera-wrapped haven.
My darkened delirium brightened,
I will open-eyed dream
until the moon smile-shines again.

Above lyrics – Dawn Messengers by Francis Scudellari – were shameless copied without permision.
Author is espected to contact me and make the copyright payment asap.
Else … would be under the statements from bellow “warning” link, second paragraph