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America, wild west. A fortress in middle of “red skins” teritory. At a certain moment, a guard start crying :
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A young guy comes to his girfriend`s house and say to her father […]

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Filed under: best jokes on August 28th, 2007

be ready !

Be ready to be wrong, to hate, you must be ready
to watch things from a side, your brain be steady.
Be ready to insult, be ready to create some lying myths,
Truth is subjective because is splited trough the teeths.
Learn that democracy is just controlled chaos. Can ya live with that ?
Money leads the world and you’re […]

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