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Sometime I feel like a motherless child … (6)

TODAY`S QUESTION FOR YOU :
REALLY, size is not what matters ? Check this one to find out …
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TODAY`S LEADING :
I simply can`t belive some certain things is happen ..
Yestarday I was down town, paying a visit to a friend who run a small old-books biz in a place where are several small shops.
Just few meters […]

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Filed under: tips `n` tricks, The truth is outthere ..., best jokes, events, general on May 29th, 2007

Another brick out of the wall (5)

TODAY`S QUESTION FOR YOU :
Mother, should I run for President?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
(Pink Floyd - Mother)
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TODAY`S LEADING :
- 1 of 5 girls and 1 of 6 boys will be molested before their 18th birthday.
- 90% of all sexual assaults against children are committed by someone […]

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Filed under: tips `n` tricks, events, general on May 28th, 2007

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