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  Posted by Valentin on May 31st, 2007 | Comments

Hello dear earth habitants.

My name is 77/Aa-873#b3.
I replaced the post was written by blog`s owner, as I want to share to you a technique I teach him but he refused to share with anybody.

Is about how to find out what YOU know.

After you done the “exercise”, you`ll be stoned how many things you know but never knew you know.

Here`s the deal :

(NOTE – Is not working done thru pc / internet)

- Grab a note-paper cube.
- Take a paper from that.
- Write as title the today date.
- Under, type a topic. Ex. : airport runway, round electric bulb … . Use a topic as detalied as posible.
- On rest of paper, draw lines to separate it in 10 rectangles.
- Write in each rectangle what you know about the subject.
- Complete all 10 spots. Don`t eat, don`t go toilett, don`t answer phone until you don`t complete all 10.
- Don`t cheat. If you find you can not complete all 10, … keep trying. Do not start another one.
- When you finnished to complete all 10, (go to toillette, answer the phone…) pack the paper in an anvelope and mail it to yourself somehow you`ll receive after ~ 10 days (no less than 7-8 days anyway). If you feel mailing is not the way, use any other method you want, but do not open before minimum 7-8 days (15-20 days works very good).
- Do all above everyday – for a different topic each day.

- Once the term expire and you have the paper back (as you mailed, or number of days passed), FIRST do the all above, then grab the received anvelope, open, take also a new papper and while read what you write, you can also use the second papper to write more things about that subject, but no more than 10. If you feel you can write more than 10, reprogram that anvelope for next term (then sometime you`ll have to write one, read one then re-read this one).

Be amazed to discover that you`ll “remember” details about the subject and you`ll be able to write many on second papper.

Make a small box or whatever to store those pappers. That will be your offline knowledge database.

You are allowed to :
- ask somebody to give you the dayly “subject”;
- apply this dayly task to your children(s) as a “let`s play a game” and grant rewards.

You are not allowed to :
- use as dayly “subject” something about you just read or hear or learn – let it be after 7-8 days.

This exercise is full benefit for :
- memory
- sharpen attention for details
- know yourself
- general culture

Take my alien word for this, as long time terms, is far usefull to do that than watch your favourite TV show …

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And do not forget, each day of your life, put a smile on someone`s face. It worth to do that.

Now, please excuse me, the owner of this blog is very angry I revealed this, so I must go buy him a beer …

  Posted by Valentin on May 30th, 2007 | Comments

Good morning.

I`m your new teacher and I`ll will teach you all useless kinda stuff who`ll open your eyes and brains, hopefully before is to late.

As you are my priceless students, I promise you I`ll show you amazing things. Things you allready know, in fact.

How that ?

Becouse.
Face it : you know many things. You know, you can anticipate lot of things, without ever thinking you have psyhic abilities.

For example, you know that after day comes night. Allways.
After summer comes fall. After miniskirt fashion comes long dresses. Behind coat is a shirt. Behind clothes is a human. Behind human is … (you name it, on comments).

All you know allready.

If, in a couple, both cheat, comes divorce. If you start a fire, that will produce heat. If you wear sun glasses, you`ll see things darker.

Is clear you know things will come after whatever.

Bellow are several lines about politics.

”
in our … party, we respect our promises.
just stupid naives can belive that
we won`t fight against coruption.
becouse one is sure for us :
honesty and transparency are tools for our goals.
we will prove is a nonsense to belive
that mafia will be part of govt as in past.
we assure you with no doubts
that social rightness will be our main goal,
despite the fact outthere are stupid ppl who imagine
country leading is still possible
using same old dirty politics tricks;
when we`ll have the power we`ll do all
ending priviledged position and influence traffic.
we do not support the idea to
starve our country population;
we will accomplish our mission even if
economical resources will be affected.
we`ll exercise the power until
everybody will understand that by now
we, the … party, we are the new style in politics.
”

You know, you`ve hear it many times.

Now, read it again.
Again.
Again.
Think.
You know what will be. You little Nostradamus, sure you know what`s next after that political statement.

And if you wanna check and realize for sure that you know, simply read those lines again, line by line, from bottom to up. From last line, line by line up to first.

“Shit, I knew it !” is your reaction now.

Sure you knew it. I`ve told you … you know what`s gonna be next.

Everything is predictable. With one exception.

The only unpredictable element is YOU.

  Posted by Valentin on May 29th, 2007 | Comments

TODAY`S QUESTION FOR YOU :

REALLY, size is not what matters ? Check this one to find out …

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TODAY`S LEADING :

I simply can`t belive some certain things is happen ..

Yestarday I was down town, paying a visit to a friend who run a small old-books biz in a place where are several small shops.
Just few meters away – a parking space. A GUARDED and payd parking.
At a certain moment a regular car shows up, inside a man and a woman, looking actually as husband and wife.
He step out, she say “I`ll wait you here”. What do you thing happen after ? …

While waiting, the woman start move inside the car, looking for her bag on back seats.

AND CAR ALARM START !!!!

Minutes after alarm stoped, the women decide to move from right-front seat to back .. of course, going out and back in …

YES ! That`s right ! Car alarm started again. That was second round of “learn-romanian-best-slang” vs “car alarm sound”.

What is the end of this story ?

No end yet, coz few minutes later the women choosed to MOVE BACK TO FRONT SEAT ! Can you belive it ? Another ~1 minute of car-alarm “music”

Well, sure things could not end just like this, as Murphy`s laws rule the world ..

The husband show up at, a certain moment, with several bags, and … women rushed to open AGAIN the door … The guy had no clue he could stop the sound with his remote control.

It was funny by now, but enough is enough, if you ask me … Do you know the meaning of a full size nightmare in plain day ?

The guy goes inside car and latest “alarm song” ended at a certain moment. With both them in car, we only needed 2-3 minutes to forget them.

Only that … he forgot the keys on trunk lock … Logicaly, he step out of the car to get them …

Guess what was the result of this move …

(The “event” happen right here.)

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TODAY`S EVENT :

Reconciliation Week – Australia

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TODAY`S QUOTE :

You may avoid doing yourself what you actualy dislike to do only if you have enough money. Once you`ll have enough money, you`ll start disliking doing more and more … Finaly, you`ll dislike doing also what you do to make money …

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TODAY`S TIPS`n`TRICKS :

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Make sure you have your speakers turned on, you will laugh for ages. (If page show nothing after is open, refresh it.)

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  Posted by Valentin on May 28th, 2007 | Comments

TODAY`S QUESTION FOR YOU :

Mother, should I run for President?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
(Pink Floyd – Mother)

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TODAY`S LEADING :

- 1 of 5 girls and 1 of 6 boys will be molested before their 18th birthday.
- 90% of all sexual assaults against children are committed by someone whom the victim knew.
- The typical sexual predator will assault 117 times before being caught.
- The re-arrest rate for convicted child molesters is 52%.

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TODAY`S EVENT :

Memorial Day (USA)

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TODAY`S QUOTE :

Some claim that marriage interferes with romance.
There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife / husband is bound to interfere.

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TODAY`S TIPS`n`TRICKS :

Simple techniques to differentiate your website position in search engines results.

Check again your meta tags data. Key meta-tags are “keywords” and “description” tags.

1. Avoid to duplicate the information in those 2 meta tags.
2. Ensure that in your webpage body exists a texts containing words used in those 2 meta tags.
3. Do not overuse, overcrowd or overstuff keywords around your webpage.
4. Wait a week and see if there is a change in your google results.

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Vote for :

Best blog about blogging
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Best business blog
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