» Once you start reading, you warrant that you understand human nature, that you have at least an average sense of humour and you are able to interpret jokes and fiction from reality. Final decision (if you have this qualities) belong to me. I can be bribed easyly.

» Any legall issues for comments and/or quoted frazes belong to respective users. Any copyright or legal own of whatever may appear in this blog belong to respective owners. If you own something and is here, kiss it good bye or bribe me to remove it.

» Responsability for my posts belong to me, except if I can prove I was drunk, which transfer responsability to the one who disliked what I write.

» I`m allways drunk when I write here.

» Very important ! Officially, I don`t speak english. There for everything I post here and looks offensive to you, either you missunderstood, either treat it as a joke. Finally, you are to be found guilty and you`ll be executed one day before prosecution.

» We are collecting for archive the following personal data : Shoes number; color of hair from hands (man) or legs (women); time spent in bathroom dayly. We decode this data from IP and we`ll ask your neighborows and your mother-in-law ..

» Sometime comments or posts may dissapear or content-changed. Don`t blame me, don`t ask me. Lot of U.F.O.`s were reported in this area latelly ...

mybloglog

Blogwrestling

bumpzee

very intersting

I`m subscriber to a mailing list operated by a simply great guy named Eric.
� His blog link is on left side, “Eric`s tips”.
� His latest email has a … intersting subject line.
“Valentin, are you in the Bucuresti area? (let me know either way)”
Hmm .. would he eventually come in Europe and .. doh, c`mon, stop […]

No Comments »

Filed under: general on March 26th, 2007

How to change your name … not

Four chinese brothers, 2 boys - Chu and Bu -� and to girls -Fu and Su -, decided to move in U.S.A. . In order to have a faster integration, they think to change them names into some “american” like ones.
There for
Chu become Chuck.
Bu become Buck.
The 2 sisters, Su and Fu decided to return to […]

No Comments »

Filed under: best jokes on March 21st, 2007